BHAVNEET: Welcome back to drive with us. I’m Bob need and that’s Tearing G. Or at least the computer robots say so. We should add that to our long list of mispronunciations.
TARANJIT: Yeah, even the computer can’t get it right.
BHAVNEET: I mean, you’re so fly. tearing g, tearing all the letter G’s in the world.
TARANJIT: Your Bob who needs.
BHAVNEET: I can’t, I don’t even have grammar. Bob need.
TARANJIT: No, but you turned from Bob to Bonnie. So you’re a girl now.
BHAVNEET: Oh yeah, I’ve been upgraded. And then you were then Taryn was a y. Excuse you, with a y. And then you became Karen at one point. Karen G, which actually makes sense that because that could be a name, but then you went back to tearing g because you’re like, I don’t like that g.
TARANJIT: Yeah, tear it.
BHAVNEET: That’s my paper ripping, or letter G ripping noise. Or actually should be like, gggg…..
TARANJIT: Yeah, that’s how it should rip.
BHAVNEET: G -g-g-g-g-g-g-g….
TARANJIT: Like a car that is not starting.
BHAVNEET: Yes.
TARANJIT: G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g…..go.
BHAVNEET: So if any of you have G’s in your name she’s tearing them so I would stay away. She’s tearing G. Bob need food.
TARANJIT: No, now your Bonnie. What was it, Bonnie?
BHAVNEET: Oh yeah, just Bonnie.
TARANJIT: Oh, you’re just Bobby now?
BHAVNEET: I don’t. I have grammar. And plus I’m stuffed on rice flour mac and cheese. So I don’t need food anymore.
TARANJIT: So you’re not Bob need.
BHAVNEET: I’m not Bob need, I’m Bonnie.
TARANJIT: Bah-the-knee.
BHAVNEET: No, Bonnie. Stop making fun of the name Bonnie.
TARANJIT: Okay, Bonnie.
BHAVNEET: Okay. Tearing G.
TARANJIT: Hello.
BHAVNEET: Hey, how’s it going?
TARANJIT: Nice to meet you.
BHAVNEET: Nice to meet you too. Bob need you to start.
TARANJIT: Bob need me to start? G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g…..
BHAVNEET: There go all the G’s. So instead of…
TARANJIT: Go it would be…
BHAVNEET: George. it’s org. No, it’s not it’s or. It’s or now.
TARANJIT: Or
BHAVNEET: Aw, that’s sad.
TARANJIT: What about…
BHAVNEET: Or instead of Gary. It’s Ary.
TARANJIT: Instead of saying go, you’ll just say oh!
BHAVNEET: I mean that could work as an exclamation. It sounded like I said explanation. I said exclamation.
TARANJIT: I mean, you could put exclamation.
BHAVNEET: Along with grammar. I can’t speak.
TARANJIT: Yeah, we already know that.
BHAVNEET: Thank you. Thank you. I think we established that. So instead of
TARANJIT: Goat it would be oat. You’re eating the oats.
BHAVNEET: Oh, so instead of, oh, they’re good now. Wow. You gotta eat your oats. That’s uh good I mean, that’s good protein.
TARANJIT: Ood.
BHAVNEET: That’s ood.
TARANJIT: That’s ood.
BHAVNEET: Ood. Who says ood?
TARANJIT: Someone might.
BHAVNEET: Well, not you.
TARANJIT: I just did.
BHAVNEET: Tearing G.
TARANJIT: Yeah, Tearing G said it because I tear those G’s.
BHAVNEET: So actually you already tore it so you’re Tearing… That’s it. You’re Tearing *tearing sound*.
TARANJIT: Yeah, good.
BHAVNEET: You can’t even do that because it’s tore. Tored? Again, I don’t know my grammar. Teared? Tored?
TARANJIT: Torn.
BHAVNEET: Torn! It’s torn.
TARANJIT: Oh my gosh!
BHAVNEET: Oh lord, it’s tored.
TARANJIT: You’re making me tear.
BHAVNEET: I thought you were going to say teared. That too. Well I didn’t say *incoherent sound*. Your Taryn G.
TARANJIT: You don’t have that sound. Okay?
BHAVNEET: I know that’s what I’m saying. I said…
TARANJIT: It’s gone. It’s on!
BHAVNEET: Oh, we won’t be able to go like two seconds.
TARANJIT: Oh!
BHAVNEET: We wouldn’t be able to oh two seconds without saying the letter…
TARANJIT: After F.
BHAVNEET: So Tearing G.
TARANJIT: Yes, Bonnie.
BHAVNEET: Bob need you to start so he left because you didn’t.
TARANJIT: Well Bonnie’s here. Bonnie’s nicer. Bob always needs something.
BHAVNEET: It’s like those big ogres or Cyclops in movies are like, “Oh, Bob need gold.” *weird sound effects*
TARANJIT: Like a iant?
BHAVNEET: Yes. Like an I ant. Oh, man.
TARANJIT: Fe Fi Fo Fum
BHAVNEET: I am an I ant.
TARANJIT: An I ant.
BHAVNEET: I thought it was more like instead of Bob need, I ant.
TARANJIT: I aint.
BHAVNEET: I’m an ant. I ant.
TARANJIT: I ant that.
BHAVNEET: I ant that. I an iant.
TARANJIT: We’ll bring the G’s back. We’ll become Bhavneet and Taranjit. No tearing G’s and Bonnie.
BHAVNEET: That’s a J not a G.
TARANJIT: I know that’s what I’m saying.
BHAVNEET: I don’t know…
TARANJIT: We’ll go back to being those people. No more tearing G’s and Bonnie. I was going to say Bob need.
BHAVNEET: Well, that’s also not there anymore.
TARANJIT: Yes. Bah-need’s gone.
BHAVNEET: Bah-need?
TARANJIT: Bob need.
BHAVNEET: Bah, like bah humbug.
TARANJIT: Bob left with him. Tearing G left after that.
BHAVNEET: Chasing them like give me all your G’s.
TARANJIT: Yep.
BHAVNEET: G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g.
TARANJIT: Yep.
BHAVNEET: My G tearer is not starting. G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g. Okay.
TARANJIT: You can’t even grrr you have to go rrrrr.
BHAVNEET: Rrrrrrrr.
TARANJIT: So science.
BHAVNEET: Nice segue again.
TARANJIT: I’m being a comedian.
BHAVNEET: I mean nice se-ue. Se-ue.
TARANJIT: Yeah.
BHAVNEET: Nice se-ue.
TARANJIT: You know like comedians, they’re always like so airplane food. So I’m going…
BHAVNEET: Oh yeah that is true.
TARANJIT: Science.
BHAVNEET: So big mattress blocking your window. Since we’re doing things that are random.
TARANJIT: We’re not se-ueing into a mattress.
BHAVNEET: Well it’s blocking your window.
TARANJIT: Yeah, it’s been blocking my window.
BHAVNEET: I want to know how you got that thing in your room because it looks like three times the size of your door.
TARANJIT: Well originally the bed was over here so it went straight in and on the bed. And now the bed’s over there.
BHAVNEET: So I mean, you should still technically be able to move it out in the same way. I want to know how you got it down the stairs. That thing is a monster. It reminds me of the Rugrats, but it’s not that small because Phil was able to carry it all by himself. But…
TARANJIT: Yeah, this is a double.
BHAVNEET: Four people can’t carry this thing.
TARANJIT: I’m not strong anymore I can’t lift it.
BHAVNEET: There were four of us trying to get it out and it didn’t work.
TARANJIT: No we weren’t getting it out. We’re trying to get into the attic
BHAVNEET: Yeah, that was not a smart idea so now it’s blocking your window.
TARANJIT: Well all we need to do is just flip it back and then pull it this way
BHAVNEET: And then take it out.
TARANJIT: Yeah.
BHAVNEET: Well I mean if we’re going to toss it can’t we just cut it up? What comes out of the inside of a mattress, like, is there a way to fold it?
TARANJIT: It’s like a pillow probably. It has the…
BHAVNEET: Real pillows don’t have feathers in them.
TARANJIT: No…
BHAVNEET: It will erupt like Old Geyser, Old Faithful.
TARANJIT: It’s kind of like roo stuff.
BHAVNEET: Roo. Vroom vroom.
TARANJIT: What do they call it English?
BHAVNEET: Fluff?
TARANJIT: Stuffing! Stuffing, whatever you stuff the animals with.
BHAVNEET: We have some of that upstairs in the attic.
TARANJIT: I don’t need more.
BHAVNEET: Oh.
TARANJIT: I’m saying it comes out.
BHAVNEET: I thought like if you cut it open it would like erupt like Old Faithful and be like *whoosh* roo, roo, roo, roo, roo in your room room room room.
TARANJIT: Roo for your room.
BHAVNEET: Buy one, get one free. Bogo.
TARANJIT: Now, and then if you want to make blankets or stuffed animals, you don’t have to go buy it. Just take it out of that.
BHAVNEET: We already have some I don’t want some old one that you were sleeping on for how many years?
TARANJIT: But it was on the inside.
BHAVNEET: Yeah, but you were sleeping on it. And body sweat.
TARANJIT: I don’t sweat.
BHAVNEET: Are you sure about that?
TARANJIT: Yeah, I have a hard time sweating.
BHAVNEET: I mean, but you still sweat.
TARANJIT: I just feel hot. I don’t sweat.
BHAVNEET: You’re like Jade from that show.
TARANJIT: Victorious.
BHAVNEET: Victorious. What is this dripping on my face? Jade. You’re sweating. No, I’m not. Something must be dripping.
TARANJIT: Yeah, she was totally like that.
BHAVNEET: Speaking of, she’s now in another show, which is really cool.
TARANJIT: Yes. What are you doing plugging?
BHAVNEET: Dy-nasty. Dynasty. Good show, but they’re not releasing any episodes or something because we’re waiting and nothing’s happening. So that’s my, that’s my struggle. Stru-le. That’s really hard.
TARANJIT: Yeah.
BHAVNEET: G’s an important letter. Stop tearing it.
TARANJIT: I told you Tearing G is gone.
BHAVNEET: Okay. Okay. Yeah. What’s up?
TARANJIT: Science.
BHAVNEET: Oh, yeah, right. Science is up. It’s down. It’s everywhere.
TARANJIT: Exactly.
BHAVNEET: It’s in front of me right now. I’m talking into it. That’s technology, but it’s still technically science.
TARANJIT: It’s a type of science.
BHAVNEET: Yes, it is.
TARANJIT: But I’m talking about the science you think when you think of science.
BHAVNEET: My favorite type of science?
TARANJIT: Yes.
BHAVNEET: *Gasp* Science. I love science. Not all science, but I like science. And that’s that. The end. Enjoy the rest of your commute. We’re done.
TARANJIT: No. What was I gonna say?
BHAVNEET: I don’t know. We’re done.
TARANJIT: No. Come back. Bah needs you.
BHAVNEET: Bah? Bah needs you.
TARANJIT: Bob needs you.
BHAVNEET: Bah needs you.
TARANJIT: Yeah.
BHAVNEET: Bah humbug. Bah-bloomberg. I don’t know. What else is Bah? Nothing. So science.
TARANJIT: Yeah. Science.
BHAVNEET: Molecular biology because I can’t talk.
TARANJIT: Yes. It’s in the biology side more than…
BHAVNEET: D-N-A!
TARANJIT: I mean, yeah, it would be biology with a little bit of chemistry involved because it’s talking about pills. But it’s mostly biological.
BHAVNEET: Pharmacy stuff.
TARANJIT: Yeah, pharmaceutical stuff.
BHAVNEET: That’s a lot of chemistry and very little biology.
TARANJIT: But once you swallow that pill, it’s all about the biology.
BHAVNEET: Biochemistry, not the kind of biology that I enjoy, but okay, still biology.
TARANJIT: Well, did you hear?
BHAVNEET: No, I will when you say it.
TARANJIT: I was going to say, do want to hear?
BHAVNEET: Yes. Do you wanna? It’s either wanna or want to. Do you wanna wannna wannna wannna wanna.
TARANJIT: Do you want to hear? Are you hearing? Are you listenin? Listening. Are you listening?
BHAVNEET: Why are you being all gangster? You listenin. Yo listen up!
TARANJIT: Yeah, listen.
BHAVNEET: I’m listening.
TARANJIT: You’re still talking. That’s not listening.
BHAVNEET: You paused so I inserted.
TARANJIT: Did you hear that they created pills, that when you swallow them has tiny needles in them, that will deliver insulin for diabetics. So you don’t have to prick your finger and deliver it that way.
BHAVNEET: But what if that pill inserts needles into the wrong thing? What if it inserts needles into like, the wrong organs and it just like goes in digests, does it’s thing then it’s like oh pew pew pew pew pew. Then you’re all punctured.
TARANJIT: Well, this little pill is apparently, it’s coated with whatever coating like most pills are coated with that dissolve once you swallow them.
BHAVNEET: Yeah.
TARANJIT: But on the inside is like a spring like thing that’s made out of insulin. So it has like a little point, but it’s insulin. So when you swallow it, and it goes into your stomach, the flat part is supposed to like it supposed to land on the flat side…
BHAVNEET: What if it doesn’t land on the flat side? It’s supposed to.
TARANJIT: They said that they put the center of mass in the pill in a way that it always lands on the flat side. And then the coating on the outside will dissolve. And that insulin needle type thing will poke a little hole in the lining of the stomach and enter the bloodstream. And there you go. Insulin.
BHAVNEET: But if it lands on the flat side how does it insert? Is the needle on the top side or on the bottom side that it landed on? Because it it was on top how’s it poking into the stomach wall?
TARANJIT: I don’t remember how they said…
BHAVNEET: It would have to be on the bottom, right? In order for it to… because it always lands on the bottom, the stomach’s not that small.
TARANJIT: Yes.
BHAVNEET: That must be one very big pill.
TARANJIT: Yeah, just on the like the flat and it says, it’s this little needle made…
BHAVNEET: And it injects into the stomach?
TARANJIT: Yeah, it says that this sugary coat that’s on the outside, dissolves by the stomach and then exposes the spring and it pokes insulin needle into the lining.
BHAVNEET: How they know it won’t poke it too much.
TARANJIT: They’re still working on it, but they just created this and they’re testing it.
BHAVNEET: That’s really scary. People really don’t want to prick their fingers.
TARANJIT: I mean, who wants to constantly inject insulin.
BHAVNEET: Yeah, that’s, that’s pretty terrible.
TARANJIT: When you can like take an oral method.
BHAVNEET: Yeah but like, how reliable is that method? Like, it sounds great and all but it’s like what if it accidentally pricks something wrong. So once it’s injected into the stomach, then what? How does it…?
TARANJIT: It like pokes the lining, and that allows insulin to enter the bloodstream and circulate your body, but, you know, they have to perform trials and everything. But someone was asking like, what if all these pokings in the lining of the stomach problems?
BHAVNEET: Yeah, how does it re-heal?
TARANJIT: But, they said that it’s not poking huge holes it’s like really microscopic that it shouldn’t do anything.
BHAVNEET: Shouldn’t being the key word. Watch it do something, like, what if someone has a really thin stomach wall lining?
TARANJIT: That’s why they’re testing it out. They haven’t released it.
BHAVNEET: There are a lot of things that could go wrong.
TARANJIT: But they finally were able to overcome this obstacle of creating an oral way to take insulin. So if you had to choose between needle and pill.
BHAVNEET: I hate needles.
TARANJIT: You would take the pill?
BHAVNEET: Yeah, if it was safe. 100%. Nothing’s 100% but you know 100%.
TARANJIT: So how long would this drug have to be out there before you would be willing to take it?
BHAVNEET: Well, because there’s like, there’s still risks with using needles. Always like injecting them.
What if you do it wrong? What if it’s not sterile? You could get an infection. All this stuff, you could re-stab yourself and all this. So, I mean, same thing with pills, like there’s that risk, but I mean, if it’s been on the market for years, and not a whole lot of problems, because obviously some people react extremely. And those are like rare cases. But if that’s the instance then yeah, I would use it, but I’d be hesitant to be like the first person or one of the first couple be like, let me try it out. Yeah.
TARANJIT: Yeah.
BHAVNEET: No, that’s not gonna happen. What about you? Would you take the pill?
TARANJIT: Yeah, I hate needles too.
BHAVNEET: Needles are not fun.
TARANJIT: I don’t even liking shots.
BHAVNEET: Nope, the flu shot. Anything. It’s really hurtful. I don’t like it. They’re mean. They’re stabby-jabbies.
TARANJIT: Apparently the first, I learned this in this article. The first person who had to get insulin injected into them was a 14 year old. In Canada in, what was it, 1992, or something like that.
BHAVNEET: That’s like pretty recent.
TARANJIT: Yeah.
BHAVNEET: Comparatively, like I thought it would have been way longer than that.
TARANJIT: So what were diabetics doing beforehand?
BHAVNEET: Nothing.
TARANJIT: Nothing. Dying.
BHAVNEET: That’s terrible, but that’s actually pretty recent, in the 90s. That’s like almost our lifetime. Well, I’m glad they have that now.
TARANJIT: Science is advancing.
BHAVNEET: Like really fast. Robots are taking over the world. Changing our names.
TARANJIT: Speaking of robots…
BHAVNEET: Changing our names.
TARANJIT: Did you hear about the kid who made, because he had no arm from his forearm down on one side, no arm from birth, like some genetic condition. He made a prosthetic arm out of Legos.
BHAVNEET: Wait, the kid did?
TARANJIT: Well, he’s not a kid. He was like 19 year old or something. But still.
BHAVNEET: Yeah, he made himself an arm out of Legos?
TARANJIT: Yes, because he was tired of…
BHAVNEET: Of Legos. How do you make one out of Legos that works?
TARANJIT: So apparently he, his name’s David something. I don’t remember his last name. And he built this robotic arm using Legos after being without this arm for like forever. And his dream is to basically create some like prosthetic arm.
BHAVNEET: Yeah.
TARANJIT: That anyone can get for very low price or even free because he wants everyone to have that.
BHAVNEET: Yeah, everyone should have limbs.
TARANJIT: Yeah.
BHAVNEET: They’re like, important. That’s really cool. I want to know how that works. How’d you get Legos?
TARANJIT: Well,
BHAVNEET: Because, if any of you are built with Legos, they’re not very mobile. Like how do you get that?
TARANJIT: No, I mean, not probably just a brick Legos. He probably had like all the like
BHAVNEET: Little fancy pieces they make.
TARANJIT: Like Bionicles.
BHAVNEET: Oh, yeah. All the, like, weird funky pieces they make now.
TARANJIT: Yeah.
BHAVNEET: How many things would have had to go through to get all the pieces to make an arm? How many kids…
TARANJIT: If you saw the pictures of those arms. They look really good.
BHAVNEET: He must have spent forever on that. But I mean, hey, well, he got an arm out of it.
TARANJIT: Apparently he’s studying bioengineering at a university in Spain.
BHAVNEET: Of course he is.
TARANJIT: And he’s already built four models of this arm.
BHAVNEET: That’s really cool. He will revolutionize the industry. Like good for you. Lego arms. They’re fun. And useful.
TARANJIT: And customizable, so you can choose how you want it.
BHAVNEET: Yeah, because they are out of Legos. You want rainbow color? There you go.
TARANJIT: So if you had to go bit a… Wow, I can’t speak now.
BHAVNEET: You had to go bit.
TARANJIT: Yeah, if you had to go bit. If you would have to go without a limb or a body part
BHAVNEET: No
TARANJIT: Which would you rather lose?
BHAVNEET: None. I don’t want to lose a limb. What kind of question is that? Let me ask you the same thing. What would you lose?
TARANJIT: I asked you first.
BHAVNEET: No because you always hear my answer and base it off of that, so you get to go first.
TARANJIT: No, no. I thought of the question. You’re on the spot.
BHAVNEET: No. Your turn.
TARANJIT: So, which limb?
BHAVNEET: This nail. A snail. I’ll lose a snail. I don’t need that any more. Sorry Gary. What about you?
TARANJIT: That’s it, a nail?
BHAVNEET: Yeah.
TARANJIT: That’s not a limb.
BHAVNEET: It’s part of the limb.
TARANJIT: Well, I did almost lose a finger.
BHAVNEET: Yeah, that’s true.
TARANJIT: But, I’m glad I have it. I’m glad I got it back.
BHAVNEET: Yeah, that’s, that’s pretty important. That was your own fault, though.
TARANJIT: I know.
BHAVNEET: And yet, I was the one who was more freaked out than you. Like I was bawling my eyes out the whole time you were gone. I’m like, what’s happening to her? Is she gonna live? I was so freaked out.
TARANJIT: Am I gonna live?
BHAVNEET: Yeah, I was just so so sad. The whole time you’re taken to the ER I was just sitting on our steps crying the entire time. Am mummy was freaked out. She was like, you know, calling and you know, all that stuff. And I was just sitting there bawling my eyes out the entire time.
TARANJIT: I don’t even remember the actual like, I guess I blacked out because it was so.
BHAVNEET: Yeah.
TARANJIT: But I remember the ER part.
BHAVNEET: Like, and I’m the one who got rained on with all the glass and all I got was like a cut on one on one arm.
TARANJIT: Well, my hand went through.
BHAVNEET: Yeah, you’re trying to keep me in the kitchen, the hot kitchen, and our door, like top half was glass. The bottom half was the wood part. And we were like, I don’t even know how old, really young.
TARANJIT: I was still, I think fifth grade Elementary School.
BHAVNEET: Yeah, we were really young. And we were playing, our mom was cooking in the kitchen. So it was hot and like all steamed up and she’s shuts the door to the living room. And I like trying to get in and she’s like no, and she’s like holding a shot. So like, I had to push it to get in. And so like I’m pushing, she’s pushing back except for she’s pushing on the glass. I was not and so her hands went straight through and all the glass fell on me but like I backed up but then I just got cuts, cuts on one arm, and it like scarred for a little bit but it’s gone. It’s good.
TARANJIT: I have my scars.
BHAVNEET: Yeah. And you just went straight through.
TARANJIT: Just my hands. I didn’t completely go through.
BHAVNEET: But still, your hand was, your finger’s just like ha don’t need a ring finger.
TARANJIT: Yeah, basically hanging on by…
BHAVNEET: A little bit.
TARANJIT: Yeah.
BHAVNEET: A smidge, a smudge.
TARANJIT: Yep.
BHAVNEET: A smudge bit.
TARANJIT: But thank God I have my finger.
BHAVNEET: Yeah. And you weren’t the one screaming though. Who was scared and frightened or whatever it was. It was the person who took you.
TARANJIT: What?
BHAVNEET: When they were stitching, he was like, I can’t look at that and you’re just like, *whimper*
TARANJIT: No, I turned my head and bit my tongue.
BHAVNEET: You didn’t even scream.
TARANJIT: Because it hurt. But I didn’t want to scream because I wasn’t in like a room with walls. I was in a space like a bed that had curtains around it. So like the next patient was right there.
BHAVNEET: Kinda like the show The Resident where they just put people like…
TARANJIT: Yeah.
BHAVNEET: Unless if you’re super serious and need to be in the OR.
TARANJIT: Exactly, so I’m like, everyone can hear me. So I like I can’t scream.
BHAVNEET: But you wanted to.
TARANJIT: I wanted to be over. It was painful.
BHAVNEET: Well, I bet. She’s literally sewing your hand back together. Yeah, I wish that never happened. That’s scary. I like to keep all my fingers, all my limbs.
TARANJIT: Yes, agreed.
BHAVNEET: Yeah. I started thinking about fingers. They are very important.
TARANJIT: They are.
BHAVNEET: Thumbs are very important too.
TARANJIT: Everything’s important.
BHAVNEET: Everything is important.
TARANJIT: You’re important.
BHAVNEET: Awwww. That pillow’s important. It keeps your neck all nice and not cramped. Except for sometimes my neck still hurts when I wake up. So what am I doing wrong?
TARANJIT: You’re not fluffing it every night. You’re supposed to fluff it every night.
BHAVNEET: How far up on a pillow are you supposed to sleep?
TARANJIT: I don’t sleep will sleep very far.
BHAVNEET: I don’t either, because it’s like then my neck starts hurting and it’s like are my shoulders supposed to be on the pillow too?
TARANJIT: No, I think it just keeps the… my head.
BHAVNEET: But then like my neck gets pushed up. So am I supposed to be a little bit higher so my necks more like flat? How do you use a pillow properly?
TARANJIT: Apparently it’s better to not sleep with a pillow.
BHAVNEET: That’s true. Well, my neck like hurts so bad for like, weeks. My mom said to sleep without a pillow. So I slept without it for one night and I’m just like, Ah, my neck. It moves and doesn’t hurt.
TARANJIT: How can you sleep without a pillow? I feel like your head’s going down.
BHAVNEET: When I put it back I’m just like, Oh, that feels really good. When your neck hurts. It feels so good. But otherwise, I try it again and I’m like nope, my neck’s fine I need that pillow. For some reason somehow in the middle of night I somehow got the pillow and I woke up with a pillow under me. So my body’s like no, don’t do that. Reject. Put the pillow back.
TARANJIT: While you’re sleeping?
BHAVNEET: Yeah, I mean, I hid my blanket once I was sleeping and we couldn’t find it for a month.
TARANJIT: That was so funny.
BHAVNEET: What was really funny was that it was in my room the whole time in our wardrobe. And for that whole month, we never opened the wardrobe? Because it was right there, stuffed in the top.
TARANJIT: We looked everywhere, except in the wardrobe.
BHAVNEET: Because we’re like, who would do that? Apparently me, because I knew that we never opened the wardrobe. Shows how much we use it. A whole month or two months? I don’t even know. We didn’t even open that thing. Otherwise, I would have found it. The one day open it when I had a new one, new blanket, I’m just like, ah, there it is. My blankie! I love this blanket.
TARANJIT: I don’t know how you managed to do that. Like how you did that.
BHAVNEET: I managed to do a lot of sleepwalking. Okay?
TARANJIT: You stopped sleepwalking though.
BHAVNEET: That is good.
TARANJIT: You’re just too tired that your body’s like, nope. Not getting up.
BHAVNEET: Yeah, that’s true. I’m just so exhausted. I just hit the bed and I’m like…
TARANJIT: That’s part of being an adult. You’re just forever tired.
BHAVNEET: I don’t like it. I need to shut eye. Shut eye, shut eye, shut eye, shut eye. Shuuuuuttttt……..
TARANJIT: You shut your eyes for a little long there.
BHAVNEET: Well, I’m trying to catch up on sleep. Yeah, it’s already evening and I haven’t like shut eyed enough for eight hours. Yeah, you nod, you nod by just shutting your eyes. And then I know you’re not instead of moving your whole head. You’re just like, blink really long so it’s more like blllliiiiiinnnnkkkkkk….
TARANJIT: Takes to much energy.
BHAVNEET: Yes, yes.
TARANJIT: It’s a soft, calm.
BHAVNEET: Sofk.
TARANJIT: Soft calm, not.
BHAVNEET: You weirdo.
TARANJIT: You’re the weirdo.
BHAVNEET: We already had this conversation. You are the weirdo.
TARANJIT: Nu-uh.
BHAVNEET: That’s a snap. Oh snap. Except for I can’t snap so I just kind of went, Oh, flick wrist. Snap! I’m too cool to snap. So I just… ow.
TARANJIT: So you hit your hand.
BHAVNEET: Yeah. And you spit. Alright.
TARANJIT: My mouth is very dry. I don’t know where the spit came from. You remember frigid spinners?
BHAVNEET: Frigid?
TARANJIT: Fidget.
BHAVNEET: You totally just said frigid.
TARANJIT: Remember fridge.
BHAVNEET: Fridge spinners. You can spin a fridge?
TARANJIT: You remember fidget spinners?
B:Yeah, that was pretty recent.
TARANJIT: Apparently scientists are using it now.
BHAVNEET: Scientists. Wow, they’re so stressed.
TARANJIT: No, no for science.
BHAVNEET: Oh. Okay, I was gonna say. Weeeee. Just sit there like…one in both hands. Weeeee.
TARANJIT: So they wanted to use, they wanted a cheap way to have a centrifuge.
BHAVNEET: Oh my god, I see where this is going, but they don’t spin that fast.
TARANJIT: So they used fidget spinners.
BHAVNEET: How do they, how do they spin that fast? Centrifuges go really fast and they had to be an angle. So how in the world do you use a fidget spinner?
TARANJIT: So what they wanted to do was those health workers that go into like those poveris…poverish…
BHAVNEET: Impoverished.
TARANJIT: Impoverished. I was going to say poverty but then I don’t know. Impoverished areas. You know when they do like…
BHAVNEET: Yeah, instead of carrying around a bulky centrifuge.
TARANJIT: Yeah, because they wanted to find a cheap way and a, what’s the word, portable, portable away
BHAVNEET: Like the MinION. No, I’m just kidding.
TARANJIT: So that they can spin down blood and test it there instead of having to ship it out. Wait. Wait for it to come back. So first they tried Beyblades.
BHAVNEET: Beyblades. Oh my God, our brother. That brings back memories. Those were so annoying.
TARANJIT: Then they tried fidget spinners. And what they did was they placed three, like really skinny tubes into the arms of the fidget spinner or they like taped it onto the arms and then they spun it and then they just kept like spinning it really fast. And then after seven minutes the blood separated how the needed it to separate.
BHAVNEET: Whoa. But they just sat there and just spun it.
TARANJIT: Yeah.
BHAVNEET: That’s really cool.
TARANJIT: So it’s a quick way for… to pay for a centrifuge.
BHAVNEET: Don’t have money for a centrifuge? Use a fidget spinner. All right. Kind of like the MinION. Next generation, well third generation, sequencer. So fascinating. It’s my thesis project. Whoo. DNA! You look so excited. Cuz you’re not.
TARANJIT: You are.
BHAVNEET: I am.
TARANJIT: Like this. You’re so constricted. You’re like in this space and you’re like.
BHAVNEET: Well, okay, so I only have this little gap, right? Like little window thing.
TARANJIT: You have all this space.
BHAVNEET: For my elbows.
TARANJIT: Well, you chose that side.
BHAVNEET: My bows with the L’s.
TARANJIT: Uh huh.
BHAVNEET: My bows of L. And it only has this much space, which is like, not..
TARANJIT: Twice your head face.
BHAVNEET: As wide as like my face with my headphones on.
TARANJIT: No, no, it’s wider. You can fit in there and have space. Be like Claire. It should fit.
BHAVNEET: It should fit. Weeeeee. See, it doesn’t even fit my nose. Look at that.
TARANJIT: Okay. Where are you going with this.
BHAVNEET: Hello, hello. I don’t even remember your question. Oh, yeah, I’m all scrunched up because I’m in this corner. So that’s why. I’m on the side of your desk I not even in the front.
TARANJIT: You were going to say something else. That was not what you were going to say.
BHAVNEET: I;m this tall. Now I’m not even making any sense. I’m this big?
TARANJIT: You’re this but.
BHAVNEET: Did you say I’m this butt?
TARANJIT: I can’t talk.
BHAVNEET: I’m not this… what butt?
TARANJIT: You touched the butt.
B” No I didn’t, I don’t like swimming. I can’t swim.
TARANJIT: How do you know if you like it or not?
BHAVNEET: I don’t because I can’t.
TARANJIT: But what if you did know how?
BHAVNEET: No, I don’t know because I can’t swim. So I’m basically this big, right?
TARANJIT: Yeah.
BHAVNEET: Scrunched up in this little space.
TARANJIT: Uh huh. And…?
BHAVNEET: Oh, cuz you’re like, you look so excited. You’re all scrunched up. I am. I’m excited to my scrunched up space. DNA. Whoo.
TARANJIT: Then when you’re going to explode, you’re gonna go boop!
BHAVNEET: And aaah! *hitting noises* ow.
TARANJIT: You keep hitting your knuckles. Speaking of knuckles it’s been… remember when we played that sonic game?
BHAVNEET: I thought that’s where you’re going with it. What was he was? He was like an echidna. My throat just made a really weird noise. It was like *weird noise*
TARANJIT: china!
BHAVNEET: That’s not even it. Is that even how you pronounce it? Is that even want that was? It was like Eh-chidna.
TARANJIT: I think so.
BHAVNEET: E-chidna.
TARANJIT: I think.
BHAVNEET: It’s a kid-na. Na?
TARANJIT: Na na.
BHAVNEET: Na na na gonna have a good time. Hey hey hey. That was a funny movie.
TARANJIT: Yes.
BHAVNEET: We need to watch that again. But echidnas.
TARANJIT: Mmhmm. I don’t remember what I was gonna say.
BHAVNEET: I was gonna say something but I don’t remember either. That’s how fast my thoughts fly away.
TARANJIT: That’s how fast I forget.
BHAVNEET: My brain just is it’s long gone.
TARANJIT: I don’t remember what I wanted to tell you about Sonic.
BHAVNEET: Oh yeah, there was a point coming after that. Oh yeah you remember knuckles? Yeah. End of story.
TARANJIT: I was going to continue but you cut me off.
BHAVNEET: No, you stopped and I was like, oh yeah Knuckles! The echidna.
TARANJIT: Then we got stuck on your throat noise.
BHAVNEET: Oh yeah, it made a throat noise. Have you ever like, I know you have but, like those weird noises your body…
TARANJIT: Have you ever, I know you have but I’m still going to ask.
BHAVNEET: But your body makes weird noises where you don’t even feel like it’s you. Like sometimes I feel, I don’t feel these noises but like I hear like in the back of my throat this like eeerrrrrrr noise and I’m like, what was that? It sounds, sounds like it came from me but I didn’t feel it. Or like when your stomach makes a weird noise and I totally did not feel it but it was like that totally came from me. There’s no one else around me.
TARANJIT: It’s probably like your stomach or your muscles version of trying really hard to suppress the sound. And then it just comes out a little bit but they’re like holding it really still that it doesn’t really do vibrations or anything.
BHAVNEET: Suppress! Errrrrrrrrrr. That sounds like I’m constipated.
TARANJIT: Like you’re holding in a fart. Except it’s the muscles version of holding in the sound.
BHAVNEET: So when you hold in a fart you go errrrrrr.
TARANJIT: Well, you might not feel…
BHAVNEET: It sounds like you’re constipated.
TARANJIT: Sure.
BHAVNEET: How? So when you hold in a fart you go *constipated sounds*
TARANJIT: No.
BHAVNEET: But you said that sounds like when you’re holding in a fart.
TARANJIT: Well, I was trying to give you a, what’s the word? Simile, metaphor.
BHAVNEET: Analogy.
TARANJIT: Analogy!. Yes.
BHAVNEET: I don’t even know if that’s the correct word but okay.
TARANJIT: Yeah, but that’s it makes noise but you don’t feel it.
BHAVNEET: My body makes noise, but I don’t feel it.
TARANJIT: It’s trying to let you continue with your day and trying to keep doing his job but not let you know.
BHAVNEET: I’m trying not to bother you, but excuse me, I need to pass some gas. Excuse you I need to let one rip. So do you sometimes fart and not feel it? It just happens. It’s just like, bloop. Whoa, that was me.
T; Remember that joke about which way… to the side.
BHAVNEET: Oh, yeah it was something like on some comedy talk show. They were like talking about something. And then one of the comedians was like, Oh, yeah, and made a fart joke. And then the main host was like, we were talking about this thing and then how’d you like, shove in fart in the middle of this conversation? And then the comedian was like, farts always come from in between, what does yours come out the side? That was so funny? Okay, it’s way better if you could actually hear it in Hindi how he said it, but if you don’t understand Hindi then you would just be staring at him. Like what? Why is everyone laughing? Maybe I should be laughing too.
TARANJIT: Sometimes it’s lost in translation.
BHAVNEET: Yeah, but
TARANJIT: It’s funny.
BHAVNEET: You need to listen to Krishna. He is hilarious. That’s all I got.
TARANJIT: He’s hilarious. That’s it.
BHAVNEET: But yeah, like I was gonna say something else.
TARANJIT: Bonnie’s out.
BHAVNEET: So teddy bears.
TARANJIT: Teddy bears?
BHAVNEET: You said that’s what comedians do. So airplane food. Speaking of, which airplane has the best food because we need to take that airplane.
TARANJIT: That airplane? We need to take…
BHAVNEET: Yeah we need to fly on it. Have you heard about the 737 Boeing MAx?
TARANJIT: Oh my gosh.
BHAVNEET: Oh my god. I was so freaked out because we’re going to be on a plane, in like not to long, so…I’m like please don’t be the plane we are going to be on. Apparently a lot of American planes had the 737 max and the US was like the last to be like to ground them.
TARANJIT: Aren’t we always the last in everything?
BHAVNEET: Yeah, but Trump was like, No, there’s nothing wrong. The FAA was like there’s nothing wrong. There’s no concrete proof. Other than two airplanes went up then nose dived and died. Everyone. Apparently, one of the planes, the one in Ethiopia, that one that crashed. It was, they saw that it was set to dive. Like the setting for the airplane was set to dive when it crashed.
TARANJIT: Why is there even a such setting?
BHAVNEET: I have no idea. But like apparently, that’s what’s been happening to these planes like they go up and then they dive and then apparently some of them struggled. Like some of them struggle like they go up and down, up and down. Like they can’t even get they can’t like get up.
TARANJIT: Wait.
BHAVNEET: Get elevation.
TARANJIT: Are those airplanes American planes or were they a different airline?
BHAVNEET: What do you mean?
TARANJIT: The ones that crashed?
BHAVNEET: Well the one was an Ethiopian airline. I don’t think it was American that’s why they haven’t been saying…
TARANJIT: Is Boeing an American company or is it like…
BHAVNEET: I don’t know if it’s an American company. Isn’t it the Saab that they made? They made some sort of… I think so.
TARANJIT: What’s up.
BHAVNEET: Hello Saab. What’s up Saab? Saab means sir.
TARANJIT: Saab means sir.
BHAVNEET: Hello Saab. What can I do for you Saab? But yeah, apparently also, the pilots or whoever, that we’re going to fly the airplane. expressed concerns about the safety of that plane before they took off, but I guess they didn’t do anything about it. So they took off with it.
TARANJIT: Wait. So…
BHAVNEET: They were they were I saw this article where it said that they were expressing concerns about the plane before they actually took off but they didn’t do anything about it.
TARANJIT: Wait. Isn’t that part of the routine? They have to check the plane before you fly it?
BHAVNEET: I guess they did check it and that’s what they were saying that something’s wrong with it. But whoever’s in charge or something was like, no, it’s all good. So they went.
TARANJIT: So is he gonna get sued?
BHAVNEET: They’re all dead.
TARANJIT: No the family.
BHAVNEET: Oh.
TARANJIT: The family of those people might do something.
BHAVNEET: Yeah. I mean, and then it was like Southwest, when America still FAA was like we’re not grounding these planes Southwest was like, they have this policy where you can change flights and they don’t charge you fees. So they’re like, definitely like will help. You don’t want to fly this plane, we’ll help you change but we’re still going to fly the planes. But then American Airlines was saying like they were still going to charge your usual fees if you wanted to change flights. So I don’t know. But then they ended up grounding all of them.
TARANJIT: Yeah that’s good.
BHAVNEET: But how many did they fly after that incident when everyone else has grounded them, like practically all of Europe was like Boeing 737 Max’s are not even allowed in our airspace.
TARANJIT: Really?
BHAVNEET: Yeah, they completely banned them. They’re like not allowed in our airspace, not allowed to fly, not allowed to land. Nothing.
TARANJIT: Where, here?
BHAVNEET: No no like in Europe and stuff. Like when they were first starting. Everyone was like, nope, nope, ground them. And then finally Canada did and then the US did. Because for the longest time, it was just the US and Canada that were still like, yeah, we’ll still use them.
TARANJIT: Good thing we’re flying American.
BHAVNEET: Yeah, good thing. But the other airplane company that we were going to use. They didn’t even have any 737 Max’s but they also banned.
TARANJIT: What? Which one were we going to use?
BHAVNEET: The Australian one. They don’t have any because they’re like they have like the oldest air, airplane fleet, whatever you call it. They’re one of the oldest companies so they don’t even have…
TARANJIT: They are?
BHAVNEET: Yeah. So they don’t even have those. But they also banned like, like New Zealand or Fiji that had Fiji airlines, like they had those planes. They banned them from their airspace, too. They’re like, no, we’re not letting those airplanes because they’re dangerous. So at least we’re good on that. The long international flight will be safer, I guess.
TARANJIT: Yeah, hopefully. Hopefully. I can’t talk.
BHAVNEET: I can’t listen. I’m just kidding.
TARANJIT: I can’t speak.
BHAVNEET: I can’t hear
TARANJIT: I can’t do anything with the mouth and the ear. Oh, we just rhymed.
BHAVNEET: Oh, dear.
TARANJIT: Dr. Seuss. Apparently there is a new Dr. Seuss book coming out.
BHAVNEET: Wait, what? Isn’t he done?
TARANJIT: Yeah.
BHAVNEET: Is he? He’s still alive?
TARANJIT: I don’t know. I thought he was dead.
BHAVNEET: I thought so too.
TARANJIT: And the way it sounded like it sounded like he is but this book is like, I guess remnants of what he has left and they compiled a book. Yeah, new book.
BHAVNEET: I love Dr. Seuss. Hop on Pop.
TARANJIT: Red fish. blue fish…
BHAVNEET: Gold fish. New fish.
TARANJIT: One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. That’s what it was.
BHAVNEET: That’s what it is. Yeah. There’s so many. Mister. Mister cow goes moo! Mr. Brown goes moo. Are you my mother?
TARANJIT: That wasn’t a Dr. Suess.
BHAVNEET: Oh yeah that’s not. They were like in a series. Obviously the Cat in the Hat, duh. Oh the places you’ll go except for we didn’t have that one. But that’s like a big graduation thing that people do. Oh the places you’ll go.
TARANJIT: The Hungry Caterpillar was another big book from our childhood.
BHAVNEET: But not Dr. Seuss. But it was. I don’t really remember that one because we had Dr. Seuss that somebody drew all over. And then we had a bunch of Berenstein, no Berenstein Bears. We had Winnie the Pooh. We had Winne the Pooh.
TARANJIT: Yes, we had a set.
BHAVNEET: They were pretty fancy books too. Also got drawn all over. All the books got drawn all over so we couldn’t even like donate them or like you know other people can read them because they’re drawn all over. Yeah, so that was sad.
TARANJIT: It’s what kids do. They color.
BHAVNEET: They scribble.
TARANJIT: They scribble on everything.
BHAVNEET: They scribble on the walls. That’s what you did. Weeeee! All over the walls.
TARANJIT: Apparently.
BHAVNEET: Yeah apparently. A parent named Lee saw you drawing on the walls. Creepy stalker.
TARANJIT: Man, I should have hid from Lee.
BHAVNEET: Darn you Lee.
TARANJIT: Sounds like, darn you. What is it? You kids in like Scooby Doo how do they say it?
BHAVNEET: Oh yeah. If it weren’t for you rotten kids. The same line. I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you rotten kids. Except for they weren’t kids they were like totally like adults like in their 20s.
TARANJIT: I know but like when you like talk about other people sometimes you’re like that kid even though he’s like,
BHAVNEET: Yeah, that’s true. That’s what we say in college, you know that kid.
TARANJIT: Even though he’s an adult.
BHAVNEET: I mean, I’m an adult too then.
TARANJIT: Yeah. Oh, that means I’m an adult too then.
BHAVNEET: Yeah.
TARANJIT: I love that you said then.
BHAVNEET: Well, if he is then I am.
TARANJIT: If he wasn’t then I’m not.
BHAVNEET: No, I’m still a kid at heart. And apparently we look like not adults. So…
TARANJIT: That’s a good thing. You look young.
BHAVNEET: No, I look like an old coupe. Like car like you know the nice ones. The vintage ones.
TARANJIT: So you look good.
BHAVNEET: No, I’m rusting.
TARANJIT: You didn’t mention that part.
BHAVNEET: No because it’s always hidden.
TARANJIT: So your rust is hidden?
BHAVNEET: Under my eyes,
TARANJIT: That’s not hidden. That’s visible.
BHAVNEET: Hidden behind my enka. Glasses. My enka glasses.
TARANJIT: Your glasses glasses?
BHAVNEET: Yes, I was translating. Did you hear that over? Hello?
TARANJIT: Your talking in a walkie talkie?
BHAVNEET: I’m holding my ear so apparently for some reason I sound like you know those comm… Hey, your krr your break krrr breaking up.
TARANJIT: You’re the one talking to me. Your the one breaking up.
BHAVNEET: Or like they always do. What? Huh? Hello? Hello… I can’t…krrr…. hear you.
TARANJIT: What show was that. They were like, I can hear you crinkling something.
BHAVNEET: Crinkling paper, like… krrr. Hang up. Wasn’t me.
TARANJIT: Wasn’t me. Monsters Inc again.
BHAVNEET: Oh man. It’s ingrained into me.
TARANJIT: Wasn’t me.
BHAVNEET: Think romantically thoughts. Oh that’s puce.
TARANJIT: Oh man.
BHAVNEET: Mike Wasowski. You forgot to file your paperwork work. He did? I mean I did? That’s about it. Science?
TARANJIT: More science?
BHAVNEET: Yeah lets science it up.
TARANJIT: More science? We’ll do biological science.
BHAVNEET: The good kind of science. I mean, they’re all good but the fun kind of science. Since we are biotechnology majors, we need to talk about that DNA
TARANJIT: This is not about DNA.
BHAVNEET: Awww. The DNA that’s running all through you!
TARANJIT: I mean, DNA is part of what’s responsible for this, but not…
BHAVNEET: That’s not cool. Then you need to come up with some cool DNA facts.
TARANJIT: This is about your eye color.
BHAVNEET: Deoxxyribonucleic acid. Adenine, cytosine, thymine, guanine.
TARANJIT: Why are you talking like this?
BHAVNEET: Whoooooo!
TARANJIT: Your doing the you can’t see me but over here.
BHAVNEET: Yeah. You can’t hear me… as I hit my cheekbone.
TARANJIT: You should go like this then.
BHAVNEET: Thapar marna. That’s what you look like.
TARANJIT: You can’t hear me.
BHAVNEET: Ta-tar-ta-tar-ta-tar-ta-tar…
TARANJIT: You just make it back hear first. You’ll see.
BHAVNEET: No, I’m in front of my face. I need to be able to see, I wasn’t. So I started with…what did I start with?
TARANJIT: Like this.
BHAVNEET: Hitting myself.
TARANJIT: Karate chopping your cheek.
BHAVNEET: Uh-huh. And then somehow I did something, oh yeah. Thapar marna. I’m gonna hit you.
TARANJIT: Or you can’t hear me.
BHAVNEET: Yep and I went to the back of my head like Ranvir Singh in…
TARANJIT: Ram Leela.
BHAVNEET: Ram Leela. Ta-tar-ta-tar-ta-tar-ta-tar…
TARANJIT: And you hit your knuckles again.
BHAVNEET: And then I went to Hello? Knock Knock anybody home?
TARANJIT: You can’t see, you can’t hear ta-tar-ta-tar.
BHAVNEET: Oh I didn’t speak La la la la la. Yawn.
TARANJIT: What about you can’t smell?
BHAVNEET: Your body let out a fart again. Because apparently it’s like excuse me, but I gotta… Oh, sorry I tried.
TARANJIT: Excuse me please. What was that song?
BHAVNEET: Excuse me to please. Ali to please. Oh man, that was so bad.
TARANJIT: Movie reference.
BHAVNEET: That was so bad.
TARANJIT: What?
BHAVNEET: They couldn’t dance. Especially the one. And his voice gets really deep and he’s just like uh stumble over here I’m drunk. Move to the right I’m drunk and then…
TARANJIT: Did this.
BHAVNEET: What is that thing you do…rub my nails together.
TARANJIT: But his neck was down here.
BHAVNEET: Mush. From It’s So Romantic. Mush. It’s kind of painful. But, you know, if you haven’t seen that movie. There, there’s one Hollywood movie. So you guys understand one reference. Adam Devine and his mush face. Not always just, they called him mush, okay? if you haven’t seen the movie, you gotta see the movie to understand that but it was hilarious. I mean there, there was a hint of Bollywood in there.
TARANJIT: That’s becasue Priyanka was in it.
BHAVNEET: Yeah, that’s what I’m saying.
TARANJIT: They had to add a twist.
BHAVNEET: They did it. They put music in there, dance numbers like bollywood movies.
TARANJIT: The end with the song.
BHAVNEET: Hollywood movies don’t do that. And then I found out that one actor could not dance.
TARANJIT: There’s always one actor who can’t dance.
BHAVNEET: But it was so funny. It’s like, you can’t dance. And they put him in the corner.
TARANJIT: They kept cutting him off.
BHAVNEET: So if you watch it at the end, you will see who we’re talking about.
TARANJIT: Don’t spoil it.
BHAVNEET: We will not spoil it. No spoilers. But yes, he apparently cannot dance.
TARANJIT: Well your giving them a hint that it’s a he.
BHAVNEET: There’s multiple he’s.
TARANJIT: There’s only two.
BHAVNEET: Yeah, guess which one.
TARANJIT: I feel like you hinted at it.
BHAVNEET: No, I didn’t.
TARANJIT: Yeah.
BHAVNEET: What are you talking about. It’s, uh, Abishek Bachchan.
TARANJIT: Remember in…
BHAVNEET: I know I’m sorry, I spoiled it.
TARANJIT: No, it also reminds me of what’s the movie Main Tera Hero. And the other cop guy, the cop guy who they kept cutting off in the corner because he couldn’t dance.
BHAVNEET: Oh my gosh. Yeah. He could not dance either.
TARANJIT: Just gonna put him over there.
BHAVNEET: Put you to the side like yeah, we’re, we’re putting you in the movie. That’s the good side.
TARANJIT: Like this. It was just like…
BHAVNEET: Ay, Maca-swat-swat-swat. Macarena.
TARANJIT: He had no idea what he was doins.
BHAVNEET: And I slap my body.
TARANJIT: He was just like…
BHAVNEET: Not to the beat. Head, shoulder, knees and toes. Knees and toes. Knees and toes. Except for he was like head…shoulder..tummy… knees. Tummy knees, tummy knees, should.
TARANJIT: He didn’t cross sometimes. He was just like, I don’t know where my hands are going.
BHAVNEET: He was like my hands have a mind of their own. Whoa. Also, Monsters Inc. When the one with all the tentacles runs in the room. He’s red. I don’t remember who it is.
TARANJIT: You’re making my face hurt.
BHAVNEET: You weren’t even laughing.
TARANJIT: My cheeks hurt.
BHAVNEET: She was silent laughing. Either that or my laugh ate your laugh.
TARANJIT: It did.
BHAVNEET: I kind of squaked there. I’m sorry if I hurt your ears. I kind of squaked because it hurt my ears. I went “ah!” except for like 20 times louder.
TARANJIT: It hurt.
BHAVNEET: Wow, she really like poking those things like are you still there? I think they fell off.
TARANJIT: It hurts from here to here.
BHAVNEET: You weren’t even laughing, mine don’t hurt.Because I got nothing there.
TARANJIT: That’s okay, keep making me laugh I’ll lose this flub.
BHAVNEET: No but that’s good, it makes you look good. Young. I was gonna say lung. It makes you look lung.
TARANJIT: Looks like a lung.
BHAVNEET: Makes you look like a lung.
TARANJIT: I can breathe.
BHAVNEET: Makes you look like a lung. That’s really weird. What if you have a lung face? Two lungson the sides where your cheeks are and your cheeks were your lungs.
TARANJIT: Well at least you don’t have blue colored eyes.
BHAVNEET: Okay…
TARANJIT: A segue.
BHAVNEET: A segue! Mine are purple.
TARANJIT: They’re apparently linked to depression.
BHAVNEET: Everything is linked to depression apparently. Blue eyes, really? Is this a very legit research that they did because I mean really? Blue eyes?
TARANJIT: They said eye color might be more likely…certain colors might be more likely to suffer from winter depression.
BHAVNEET: Winter depression?
TARANJIT: Yes.
BHAVNEET: Because they must be in the sun.
TARANJIT: Sees no variability.
BHAVNEET: Because mostly like Caucasians have blue eyes and their skin tone is lighter. So in the winter they don’t get as much sun so they’re like oh I can’t get a tan. Depressed. And everyone else, a bunch of others. Like they…we have brown eyes, black eyes, and darker skin tone. So we’re like in the winter we’re like that’s okay. I’m good. So we’re happy. Is that why because they can’t get tanned?
TARANJIT: I guess because they’re not receiving as much sun.
BHAVNEET: But then again, they’re more likely to burn. So, you sunburn.
TARANJIT: It also said people with lighter, like less pigment like blue or gray eyes. Obviously more sensitive to light.
BHAVNEET: Wait, there’s blue and gray eyes?
TARANJIT: Yeah, they’re more sensitive to light because less melanin.
BHAVNEET: Yeah. But, I can’t even look in the sun.
TARANJIT: But they said on the plus side, lighter eye colors are able to process images with less absorbing less light. So they don’t need as much light to go into the eye. But they could process images, where the brown eyes need more light to go in.
BHAVNEET: Is that why cats always I like green blue eyes so they can see in the dark?
TARANJIT: I guess.
BHAVNEET: Oh wow. A smart thought came out.
TARANJIT: Smart thought.
BHAVNEET: Yeah, my brain surprises me sometimes. A smart thought came out.
TARANJIT: Oh, okay I miss-said this.
BHAVNEET: I thought you were about to say I miss read this.
TARANJIT: Misread.
BHAVNEET: Bob need to say correctly.
TARANJIT: Apparently blue color eyes are more likely to suffer from winter depression.
BHAVNEET: Yeah.
TARANJIT: But brown or darker eyes are just overall more likely to be depressed.
BHAVNEET: What? Why?
TARANJIT: I don’t know.
BHAVNEET: Because we don’t have blue eyes. What was your population that you studied? What was your population size, sample sample size? I need to know what research article this was. Were they legit. But nowadays everything is linked to depression. So I mean…
TARANJIT: Well, more people are letting you known as opposed to…
BHAVNEET: Letting it known?
TARANJIT: Letting people know.
BHAVNEET: Letting it be known, letting people know. Letting it known.
TARANJIT: Yes,
BHAVNEET: I’m letting it known.
TARANJIT: I feel like before people would hide it, but now it’s like, not.
BHAVNEET: A lot more out there. Yeah, exactly. So it doesn’t mean that it’s rising the rate it’s just that more people are like, letting it known.
TARANJIT: Yeah. Letting it known.
BHAVNEET: Because that is a thing. Boom boom firepower.
TARANJIT: What? Yeah, well, that was random.
BHAVNEET: Well, you did…
TARANJIT: Are you lightening the mood to lower depression?
BHAVNEET: Yes.,no depression here. We’re not pressing anything. Not pressing any ions. Okay? No kaboom-y. Pres some ions.Staring contest, apparently.
TARANJIT: Apparently.
BHAVNEET: Oh my god. Where’s Lee. Why? A parent named Lee is always hovering around. Go to your house… behind that mattress blocking the window. Science.
TARANJIT: Yes, science.
BHAVNEET: Science is so cool. Science is cool.
TARANJIT: Like Bill Nye.
BHAVNEET: Bill Nye the Science Guy. Science rules and his creepy decapitated head spinning around. Science rules.
TARANJIT: Then they made Sid the science kid.
BHAVNEET: No, that was not cool.
TARANJIT: Sucked.
BHAVNEET: Wasn’t that a cartoon though? No, you can’t beat Bill Nye. Bill Nye the Science Guy.
TARANJIT: That’s hot how it probably went.
BHAVNEET: Get on the magic school bus.
TARANJIT: don’tI think that’s how it went either.
BHAVNEET: Ride on the Magic School Bus.
TARANJIT: Ms. Frizzell
BHAVNEET: Ralphie. That’s who I always remember cuz he was a…
TARANJIT: He was a what?
BHAVNEET: A weirdo.
TARANJIT: I just heard he was a weooe…
BHAVNEET: He was a Wiggle.
TARANJIT: He was a Wiggle?
BHAVNEET: He was secretly a wiggle, the green one. Fruit salad. Was there even a green wiggle?
TARANJIT: Yellow, blue, purple
BHAVNEET: And red.
TARANJIT: Red.
BHAVNEET: No green. So he was the green one. Always missing
TARANJIT: Fifth Wiggle was gone. Like you wiggle your fingers, one finger was missing.
BHAVNEET: Gonna make some fruit salad today.
TARANJIT: Yummy Yummy,
BHAVNEET: Yummy yummy. Fruit salad. And Boobah.
TARANJIT: I knew you were going to say that.
BHAVNEET: They were so weird. They sleep by putting their heads in their bodies.
TARANJIT: They mush.
BHAVNEET: They mush! They suck in and then bloop. Boobah….
TARANJIT: They were like Boobah…
BHAVNEET: Like creepy alien noises. Booobaaaahh…..
TL That was a weird show.
BHAVNEET: That was a really weird show but our brother watched it so.
TARANJIT: What does that have to do with anything?
BHAVNEET: Cuz there’s nothing on, so we watched it I’ve seen quite a bit of that show.
TARANJIT: I haven’t. I didn’t watch it. I didn’t like it.
BHAVNEET: Lazy town.
TARANJIT: Oh, that was a good show.
BHAVNEET: That was pretty…
TARANJIT: I liked it. Sugar Rush. When Spencer, was that his name? What was that guy’s name in the blue?
BHAVNEET: I have no idea.
TARANJIT: The blue guy.
BHAVNEET: I have no idea.
TARANJIT: He ate one sugary thing and he’s like…
BHAVNEET: Yeah, because he was all like fitness muscle her and then nothing unhealthy. And then he eats one unhealthy thing and then he like crumbles. His body makes weird noises and… I don’t think his body made weird noises.
TARANJIT: I mean…
BHAVNEET: Jay Jay the Jet Plane.
TARANJIT: It’s a legit thing.
BHAVNEET: Yes. Says you who doesn’t eat any sugar.
TARANJIT: I know and then when I eat a little too much I’m just like whoa!
BHAVNEET: Then how do you explain me? When I don’t even eat sugar.
TARANJIT: You’re hyper all the time.
BHAVNEET: No.
TARANJIT: With or without.
BHAVNEET: Not always hyper.
TARANJIT: What is that?
BHAVNEET: I’m doing…
TARANJIT: The sprinkler.
BHAVNEET: I’m doing the dance move.
TARANJIT: They did that with I’m Sexy and I Know It. Remember?
BHAVNEET: Who?
TARANJIT: They played that song…
BHAVNEET: Who’s they?
TARANJIT: When that song was going around, it was a popular thing a while ago and people would dance to the sprinkler.
BHAVNEET: Yeah, that’s so weird. Yeah, that’s for people who don’t know how to dance. That’s such a weird move.
TARANJIT: They showed it on the news and everything.
BHAVNEET: Yeah, I remember that. Okay, so there goes a fire station alarm.
TARANJIT: It’s time to go.
BHAVNEET: Hopefully you can’t hear that.
TARANJIT: Has to go off at least three times.
BHAVNEET: Yes, true. That’s what you get for living near a fire station. But we never lose power. So that’s good. Or when we do it’s just like blink snap, back. Oh, snap. I guess that’s our signal because you did something and now the fire trucks are coming. So now we gotta go see what’s going on. It’s serious, y’all. Y’all.
TARANJIT: Now your Southern?
BHAVNEET: Is that a southern thing to say? Sss. Sumesh. Well, Bob need to know why that went off. So stop tearing the G’s, And we will leave you with that. Now that we gave you a bunch of movies to watch and insulin pills to think about.
TARANJIT: Fidget spinner centrifuges.
BHAVNEET: Which is really cool. That’s actually really smart.
TARANJIT: And a Lego prosthetic arm.
BHAVNEET: Yeah. So all these cool tech things and some not so cool failures and some weird things that your body does to try and suppress noise and then it just sometimes, okay, sometimes it just can’t and it just lets it go. Sometimes the noises can’t be suppressed so that’s why you hear that weird noise in the back of your neck or in your throat or somewhere in your body torso area.
TARANJIT: Your body’s just trying to relieve pressure. Okay.
BHAVNEET: Yeah, okay. The weird noises everywhere. To the weird noises everywhere. Thanks for joining us. Thank you for joining us and letting us join you on your commute. Check us out on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and Pinterest at Drive With Us Podcast… Buh-bye!
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