BHAVNEET: Welcome back to Drive With Us. I’m Bhavneet.
TARANJIT: And I’m Taranjit.
BHAVNEET: Thank you for letting us join you on your commute. Speaking of commute, let’s talk about commutes.
TARANJIT: Okay, what about them?
BHAVNEET: Or, well, different type of commute, or lack thereof. I don’t know. A un-commute, almost commute that happened.
TARANJIT: Please do explain.
BHAVNEET: So, there was this shooting. Great way to start a story, right? There was a shooting that happened in front of the medical center down in Baltimore, if any of you heard about that, because, you know, everyone hears about what happens in Baltimore.
TARANJIT: Do they really?
BHAVNEET: I don’t know, it’s probably breaking news on every newspaper in the world because people read those still.
TARANJIT: Yeah. So, Baltimore makes the world news.
BHAVNEET: Yes. So, shooting happened in front of the Medical Center.
TARANJIT: You already said that. Thank you.
BHAVNEET: Yeah. Well, I have to make sure and first emphasize, empher-size. Make sure everyone knows it happened outside the Medical Center, which was really weird because I thought… Well, okay, let me tell you this after. So it happened outside the Medical Center. And this Medical Center happens to be in the path along which I walk to get from the garage to a building I work in. Are you scared yet? Because I was. First off, I really need to get those alerts on my phone, like text messages. What am I in the Stone Age? Because I don’t.
TARANJIT: You are? How long did it take you to join Instagram?
BHAVNEET: When this podcast started.
TARANJIT: Exactly, you’re in the Stone Age.
BHAVNEET: Hello, I am from the Stone Age. I am here now. So the shooting had happened. The police had blocked off the entire area in front of the medical center cuz hello, crime scene. That’s how CSI works. There were CSI everywhere.
TARANJIT: No… I didn’t know that.
BHAVNEET: I didn’t either. That’s why I studied forensics. And now I know that I have. I almost have a degree in it. So you know, that’s what you learn guys in forensic science. When there’s a crime, you tape it off. Yeah. Okay. Well, it was taped off. And when I got to that point of my walk, I’m like, oh, what’s going on? I just saw a little bit of tape. I’m like, Oh, my god, there’s actually police tape. I’m like, okay, only has to be on that little portion. So I can walk around it. So I kept walking through all these ambulances. And then there’s this tape everywhere completely blocked off. And I’m like, where do I go? And there’s this lady in front of me. So I just kind of followed her.
TARANJIT: Stalker.
BHAVNEET: Well, she seemed to know what she was doing except for she really didn’t.
TARANJIT: So did you follow her at a distance? Or were you close?
BHAVNEET: If you think that’s creepy, she like walked around and she asked someone and they’re like, no, this whole area is blocked off. And so like we went around along the outer edge of the tape, and we had to like walk over the tape at one point because they taped the tape really weird.
TARANJIT: Wait, you walked over?
BHAVNEET: Yeah, we had to walk over it.
TARANJIT: But I thought the whole point of the tape is nobody goes in and out of that area.
BHAVNEET: Okay, they put extra tape because they had the area blocked off. And then they had this random piece like jutting out, blocking the sidewalk that wasn’t blocked. So I guess like they didn’t tape around the poll that was there. But they decided to tape it to the building that was on the other side of the sidewalk that wasn’t taped off. So we were walking that way and we were like, I need to get over it. So we went over it. Well, she went over so I went over it.
TARANJIT: You just contaminated the crime scene.
BHAVNEET: It wasn’t in the crime scene, though. So I didn’t even get to the creepy stalker part.
TARANJIT: So, if they find your shoe prints…
BHAVNEET: It wasn’t me. It could have been the lady in front of me. So, creepy stalker part. Yes. I followed her because first off…
TARANJIT: Did she know?
BHAVNEET: No. So, I was walking a distance behind her. But I’m like, she seems to know, I’m kind of new to this area in terms of I didn’t know any other way to get to work. I’m like, now what? So, she kept walking. And we had to walk like two blocks around to get to the street where my building is. And luckily, she was walking down the street, too. So, I just followed her. And she just kept walking past my building, so I was like thanks for the lift. So, I want to my building.
TARANJIT: So, you literally said thanks for the lift? Or Internally…
BHAVNEET: Internally. Because that would be really creepy. Because then yes, she would be like stalker.
TARANJIT: Yeah. I was gonna say then she would know you were stalking.
BHAVNEET: No. So since I saw that police tape, and we ended up walking along the main road. Martin Luther King Boulevard. If anyone knows that road. We were walking along it and that is this. This guy.
TARANJIT: This. This.
BHAVNEET: Yeah, this this. This guy. I’m showing you how scared I was. I was like, Oh, my God crime scene. What happened? Because Hello. I don’t get alerts on my phone. Otherwise, I would have known to avoid that block. Because it’s completely taped off. Said so.
T:How long have you been working there? And you haven’t thought to get these alerts.
BHAVNEET: Almost two years.
TARANJIT: Two years to be like, oh, maybe I should do that.
BHAVNEET: So, I was walking down MLK Boulevard. And this guy was walking in the opposite direction. And I just saw this crime scene. So, I’m like, Oh, my God, was it you? So, I was like, so freaked out. I’m like, please don’t see on my face that I’m totally scared. And I don’t know if it was just me or if he was actually walking this way. But he started walking towards me. And he was like, drifting towards me as he was walking past me. And I’m like, aaah.
TARANJIT: That’s scary.
BHAVNEET: Yeah. And I’m like, lady in the front, save me.
TARANJIT: Give me a lift.
BHAVNEET: Yeah, but I made it past that. But he walked too close for comfort. I was like, and then after a little bit, I like slowly looked over the shoulder, out of my eye, corner of my eye, like look over and be like, is he…did he keep going? Did he turn around and start following me? Okay, so but I was good. I made it. Because I’m here, you know. And I got inside and I checked my email and saw that someone had gotten shot.
TARANJIT: That’s it? You’re going to just leave it right there?
BHAVNEET: Yeah.
TARANJIT: You paused so long.
BHAVNEET: You need to let it absorb how serious that was. So okay, so here’s…
TARANJIT: We didn’t let them absorb.
BHAVNEET: Okay, Sorry. Absorb. Okay, Jeopardy is over. So, here’s the true scary part. This happened a little bit after seven. And, that’s around the time I usually get to work. But that day, luckily, thank God, there was so much traffic on the way to work. I’m like, where are all these cars coming from? Why are we like, slowed down? Why are we not moving? But thank God we weren’t because I got there later than usual. Otherwise, I probably would have seen the shooter.
TARANJIT: Or you would have been a part of the shooting.
BHAVNEET: You know, what’s really scary is that a couple of days before that I was walking by. And I’m like, I know this area isn’t really safe, but like, nobody would ever shoot someone in front of a hospital because then they would just go straight into the hospital. They would still be alive. It was like, Oh my god, I knew this was gonna happen.
TARANJIT: Why did you think that?
BHAVNEET: I don’t know. I like, in my mind, I just get these feelings and they happen. Like sometimes not right away sometimes a couple of days later. I don’t know. Like that…Okay, we were in. We were in the van today. And I swear I heard my mom’s phone ringing. Like I heard her ringtone. And then everyone’s just like, there’s nothing going on. Like nothing. My volume was off. And I’m like, but I heard it. And then we got home, and she had two phone calls. So, they didn’t call her phone. They were for her. They called the house phone. So, I knew somebody was calling her. Weird, huh?
TARANJIT: Your psychic.
BHAVNEET: Without knowing it. But see the thing is…
TARANJIT: So, it looks like you have the psychic ability to feel things happening in the future.
BHAVNEET: But, I don’t…
TARANJIT: And I have a cop check.
BHAVNEET: Yes. But I don’t realize it. Because like, I get these feelings and then I don’t listen to them. And then afterwards, I’m like, why didn’t I listen to that? I like told myself, this was going to happen, or I should do this. But I don’t… I fail to recognize it. Yeah.
TARANJIT: Because you don’t think it’s actually going to happen. And then it happens. You’re like…
BHAVNEET: It’s happened way too much. That’s like, maybe I should be listening to myself.
TARANJIT: And then when you do it doesn’t happen.
BHAVNEET: But see my brain pumps like a heart. It goes baboom, baboom, baboom. Because that’s how stressed out it is all the time. It always, it always like contradicts itself. And I always think of Well, no, that can’t happen. But what if this happens? Or what if this happens and then I like stress myself out. Worry about everything like no and find all the different possible meanings of every little thing and then I stress you out.
TARANJIT: I know we got to go inside your brain last week.
BHAVNEET: Oh yeah. Anyone want to go back?
TARANJIT: We don’t need to lift.
BHAVNEET: I don’t either. Actually, I did at that point. We’re good. Not the car riding service Lyft. That looks like ly. F. T. Lie featuring whatever car you’re riding.
TARANJIT: Toyota.
BHAVNEET: Is that how they came with the name?
TARANJIT: What?
BHAVNEET: Lie featuring whatever car you riding. Lyft. Get it?
TARANJIT: So, what if…Okay, if one of us gets in a car that doesn’t starts with T what would it be? Like if it was Ford, it would be…
BHAVNEET: No. F. T. would be featuring.
TARANJIT: How. I was just thinking the F. Like what’s the T?
BHAVNEET: FT stands for featuring. Like after music videos. Yeah, FT.
TARANJIT: Ft.
BHAVNEET: Ft. Ly. Ft. Or U. B. R.
TARANJIT: U. B. R?
BHAVNEET: Yeah.
TARANJIT: You be our customer.
BHAVNEET: Aw. Uber. Figured it out. You be our. You be our favorite ride service.
TARANJIT: We give you five stars you give us five stars. The riders get rated to do.
BHAVNEET: Can you get kicked out? You’re never allowed to ride in a you be our.
TARANJIT: Apparently. I don’t know if this is true but I feel like Uber drivers can look at a passenger’s ratings and decide like do I want to pick them up?
BHAVNEET: Cuz, I was gonna say like, the riders can look at the driver’s information, but can’t like…shouldn’t drivers be able to know who they’re giving a ride to? What if some deranged person…
TARANJIT: That’s why I think that rating thing…
BHAVNEET: The riders should have to go through some sort of screening process like the drivers have to. Do the drivers even have to?
TARANJIT: Can’t anyone become a driver?
BHAVNEET: Yeah, but not anyone should be able to and not anyone should be able to be a rider because what if you are a crazy deranged person?
TARANJIT: Whatever happened to…
BHAVNEET: Don’t talk to strangers.
TARANJIT: The world may never know.
BHAVNEET: A one. Two-hoo. Anyone old enough to get that reference?
TARANJIT: You just aged yourself and me.
BHAVNEET: Whenever you see old commercials I’m like, Oh my God, my childhood is alive. Ba-bum. Ba-bum. Like my brain it starts pumping like a heart.
BHAVNEET: Yes. So, that is my crazy, and that is my near death, not really scary. commute story of the week. If you have any, crazy commute stories, tag us on Instagram or Twitter with your commute stories and you could be featured on and the next Commuter Update.
TARANJIT: Okay, so I have something to ask you. You know on a previous episode, you were like wipers symbolize waving? Cars waving?
BHAVNEET: Yes. Because that is the proper etiquette. Doesn’t everyone agree?
TARANJIT: Okay, so earlier this week, I just left for work. And it was raining a little.
BHAVNEET: As you do every day.
TARANJIT: Huh?
BHAVNEET: As you do every day.
TARANJIT: Yes.
BHAVNEET: Except for on the weekends because you’re allowed days off.
TARANJIT: Yes. Thank you. Captain. Obvious.
BHAVNEET: Catherine.
TARANJIT: I’m Catherine? So, I was driving and it was raining a little bit so I turned my wipers on. And this van person’s, on the other side, wipers went off. All I could think of was that he waved back.
BHAVNEET: Hi. How are you? Let’s be friends. Do you have an Instagram? Because I have one now. It’s not my personal one. But it’s for the Drive With Us podcast. You want to follow me? I’ll follow you back. Let’s be friends. I’ll send it to you right now.
TARANJIT: Double tap.
BHAVNEET: Speaking of I was driving one day when it was raining. And my back wiper, because I have one of those because I have RAV now, not a car. So, I can see out the back. So, I turned that one on. And the car behind me’s wipers went off. And I’m like, Hi, how are you? Get off my bumper. Hi.
TARANJIT: Reverse honk.
BHAVNEET: Yeah, that point. I’m like, Hello, anybody? When this happens? I deserve the credit. I came up with it.
TARANJIT: Well, now I’m not gonna be able to look at it ever again the same. Every time it’s raining. I’m going to think about this.
BHAVNEET: Well, good. That was the point. Because if everyone starts thinking about it, then everyone will start saying hi. And then soon everyone just be like, Hi. Wave with your hands too. Except for, keep one on the wheel.
TARANJIT: So, what if someone is not in the mood? Would they purposely turn off their wipers?
BHAVNEET: I’m going blind. No. Because you gotta be nice, even if you don’t want to.
TARANJIT: So, here’s a question for you.
BHAVNEET: Your car will be nice for you. Cause your car doesn’t think like that.
TARANJIT: I have a question for you.
BHAVNEET: I have an answer.
TARANJIT: Oh, you do?
BHAVNEET: No. Pumping brain.
TARANJIT: Your pumping your brain to get an answer?
BHAVNEET: Yes.
TARANJIT: Okay. So say, this car drives the opposite direction as you its wipers go off, but yours don’t. Do you purposely hit it? Or do you just let it go?
BHAVNEET: That’s too much attention. Like that’s too much to think about. I’m trying to focus on the road. Now because you have it on automatic setting. Right? So if it happens, then both your cars want to say hi, then they will. If they don’t, you’re supposed to focus on yourself. So, the way it works is if yours goes off, you’re supposed to center around when yours is going off. Because you can’t focus on like every single car in the world. Because there’s too many.
TARANJIT: So you’re just seeing if anyone waves back to you.
BHAVNEET: Yes. Or if I wave and they way back, or they wave and I wave right away. Because you can’t like go after everyone because what about traffic. Yeah. Then you are just like squeaking when there is not enough rain. What if your wipers fall off? Then you can’t hi to anyone and you’re blind. And you might crash.
TARANJIT: Wow. You just took that real dark.
BHAVNEET: Yes, we started this episode talking about shootings.
TARANJIT: So, let’s talk about an almost break-in.
BHAVNEET: That was my brain going. No more pumping,
TARANJIT: Well start pumping it. Squish. Squish.
BHAVNEET: That’s more like squeezing it. Pumping like…
TARANJIT: Well you were basically pumping it or squeezing it.
BHAVNEET: I was making the heart motions. Ba-bum. Ba-bum.
TARANJIT: So, your brain ba-bums?
BHAVNEET: It does now.
TARANJIT: Make sense why it goes all over the place.
BHAVNEET: Yes. It’s bumping everywhere. Not bumping. Ba-bumming.
TARANJIT: Sounds like a Netflix noise.
BHAVNEET: Ba-bummm. We are the new Netflix podcast. No, I’m just kidding. This will never get approved.
TARANJIT: Do they even have a podcast?
BHAVNEET: They’ll make one just because we said so, and be like you’re not approved.
TARANJIT: Wow, already ruining our chances.
BHAVNEET: Yeah. Okay, hey, I gave you guys the idea. So…
TARANJIT: It puts us on their approved?
BHAVNEET: Let’s us in. We have some crazy stories for you. There inside my brain. You want to see? Ba-bum. Ba-bum.
TARANJIT: Let me get a lift.
BHAVNEET: Ly featuring… ME.
TARANJIT: Your brain.
BHAVNEET: Retrieve my brain.
TARANJIT: So, break-in.
BHAVNEET: Yes, that happened. Oh, no, it didn’t happen. It didn’t happen. Oh my god, guys, it didn’t happen. We’re okay. No break ins. Just what could have been a break-in attempt? I’m not sure if there really was one, but it looked like one. There was a makings of a complete, almost break-in attempt.
TARANJIT: But it failed.
BHAVNEET: Yes.
TARANJIT: That’s all the details you’re going to give?
BHAVNEET: Oh, I thought you were the storytelling machine today.
TARANJIT: No, it looks like you’re the story telling machine today.
BHAVNEET: Well, I want to share the love. Go ahead. I’ll jump in. I’ll jump in. When I feel like your story-telling…
TARANJIT: Am I allowed to talk?
BHAVNEET: I’ll jump when your story-telling seems to be going to sleep.
TARANJIT: Do you think I’m boring?
BHAVNEET: No. When you’re running out of words to say, I’ll fill it in.
TARANJIT: Okay.
BHAVNEET: Ready. Set. Action. That was my movie clapper, whatever. What is the point of those things?
TARANJIT: They like write the time and the scene so they can put it in front of each thing. I think. And they can be like, Oh, we have to go back to that scene and fix it.
BHAVNEET: Is that really what they do?
TARANJIT: That’s my guess.
BHAVNEET: I never understood.
TARANJIT: They record it on there. Like they have like, scene name, time and everything. And then they go like this.
BHAVNEET: Who keeps track of all that?
TARANJIT: Huh?
BHAVNEET: Who keeps track of all that?
TARANJIT: Whoever has to edit it? Edited. Edited it.
BHAVNEET: Edit it.
TARANJIT: Yea. Edit it. I can’t talk.
BHAVNEET: You wanted to edit it.
TARANJIT: Edit.
BHAVNEET: Add it to what? Ed. Edd.N’ Eddie. That’s another show.
TARANJIT: That was another show. Isn’t it back on again?
BHAVNEET: It is. I’m going to be proper. It is Madame. Welcome to the… I don’t know.
TARANJIT: What? What were you saying?
BHAVNEET: I have no idea where I was going with that. That’s why stopped.
TARANJIT: So, this almost break-in..
BHAVNEET: Oh, yeah. We were talking about that. That almost happened. But didn’t. You get the idea. Okay.
TARANJIT: Yeah, it was pretty much what happened. So, it looks like someone tried to shove something into the keyhole. And like, try to unlock it. Because our keys don’t fit anymore.
BHAVNEET: It like, whatever it was, broke inside of it. Yeah.
TARANJIT: So, they failed.
BHAVNEET: Except for WD-40 can fix anything.
TARANJIT: But if something’s jammed in there, how’s the key going to go in there?
BHAVNEET: I don’t know what it was. But our dad spray WD-40 on it. And the next day it worked. So, maybe it wasn’t really an attempt break-in. But it sure seemed like one, it was a makings of one. Like our door looked like it was kind of like someone tried.
TARANJIT: Yes.
BHAVNEET: So, now we have a security camera.
TARANJIT: So if this were to happen, like say someone tried to break in and you were in the house, what would you do?
BHAVNEET: Oh, God, I don’t know. See, I would like to think that I would do something like in the movies, I do something heroic.
TARANJIT: You wouldn’t.
BHAVNEET: Save everything. Like, you know. One of those cool things that I’d be super smart about. And I get out some crazy way, like jump out the window onto the tree and like through my bedroom window into the backyard onto the tree that’s dead. And fall.
TARANJIT: Grab a branch and it snaps.
BHAVNEET: Well, I mean, I had the smart idea of grabbing a towel when I was falling down the stairs. But yes, that is a story for another time. Maybe now, I don’t know. But, let’s finish this story. So I would jump, you know, onto… out my bedroom window onto the tree, somehow managed to make it on my feet like a ninja. And then like run get some help from the police who are not so far away, but don’t do anything. So then I would run to the like a fire station.
TARANJIT: Well now they’re even further away. So you have more to go.
BHAVNEET: Well, I have been exercising so I can make it. I can make it
TARANJIT: Okay, you make it to the police.
BHAVNEET: Yes, somehow I will get them and they will somehow get this guy. That’s not what… That’s not what would actually happen.
TARANJIT: So, what would you actually do? Would you hide or would you try to get out?
BHAVNEET: See that’s the problem. I don’t want to hide because then they’ll find me. I want to get out.
TARANJIT: What if they are not looking for people in the house. They assume no one was in the house.
BHAVNEET: Yeah. But then they will make go through the entire house and I would get caught somehow.
TARANJIT: But what if they found like something that they wanted to take? And that was it? Would they continue searching the entire house?
BHAVNEET: I don’t know. I feel like some people would.
TARANJIT: I don’t think they’re actually find anything in our house because we don’t have anything.
BHAVNEET: That is very true. We have things that I don’t think people want. We have a lot of pictures. I’m like..
TARANJIT: So, if someone wants our family pictures…
BHAVNEET: And they’re not like paintings like oh, this one’s $500. But we have a lot of pictures like unless you really really want a picture of my graduation. Or your graduation…
TARANJIT: That we printed at Walmart for 25 cents.
BHAVNEET: Yeah, exactly. Go ahead. It has the logo thing on it still because it wasn’t actually paid. It was one of those preview pictures.
TARANJIT: A proof.
BHAVNEET: Yeah, it was a proof and we just kept that one. Who’s gonna pay $70 for a picture?
TARANJIT: They’re going to delete it anyway. So it was going to go out of their system.
BHAVNEET: Yeah, so we just got the proof. So I mean, if you want that, I mean that’s kind of creepy. But I guess. Okay.
TARANJIT: You’re already taking a picture of it, of you. So like if a picture is gone, you have another picture.
BHAVNEET: That’s true.
TARANJIT: So, it’s not like you’ll be devastated that it is gone.
BHAVNEET: So, what would you do?
TARANJIT: What would I do?
BHAVNEET: Yeah, what would you do?
TARANJIT: I don’t know. I’d be so freaked out that my brain would stopped working. Probably hide first and like see where he’s going and then try to find a way to get out.
BHAVNEET: I would want to try and get out. But yeah, obviously have to hide but then you would have to grab something just in case he finds you. Weaponize.
TARANJIT: Only thing is…
BHAVNEET: Grab that lamp that’s right there.
TARANJIT: But what if I’m not up here? What if… most of the time we’re downstairs and he were to come in from downstairs?
BHAVNEET: Grab that… um…
TARANJIT: Good thing we have three three entrance like exit points downstairs.
BHAVNEET: That’s true. Well you also have windows.
TARANJIT: Except if you had to run out the front door you would have to unlock the storm door. That’d be a little bit.
BHAVNEET: You could jump out a window which is not very easy because you would need to open the window, open the screen, try to get out…
TARANJIT: That takes too much time. I think I’d be able to hide faster, watch where he goes, and if he like ends up going upstairs, I can get out.
BHAVNEET: The thing is where would you hide? We don’t have a whole lot of places to hide.
TARANJIT: We don’t have anything do we?
BHAVNEET: We have a lot of stuff that you could use to like maybe protect yourself. You can just throw a bunch of stuff at him. Okay, why are we talking about attacking people that are attacking our house?
TARANJIT: I just saying to prepare for a situation if it were to ever happen.
BHAVNEET: Oh gosh, everyone should have a plan. Okay, so you have this mattress right now. Hide behind that because there’s no way they’re moving that thing. It’s like a double mattress. Queen size. Like its double. It’s like two mattresses stacked onto one and then they super glued them together. Because that thing is heavy. It’s like heavier than my whole bed plus the frame plus the legs everything combined.
TARANJIT: Plus more.
BHAVNEET: Yeah. So, we couldn’t even get it out of her room that’s how big and heavy it is. So, it’s sitting in the corner so I’m pretty sure you can hide behind that. If he comes you can just push it onto him and he’s he’s kaput. He’s not going to get out of that. Out from under that.
TARANJIT: Then you could just stand on top of it.
BHAVNEET: Yeah. Then you can just keep mattress sliding.
TARANJIT: What if he has a knife?
BHAVNEET: Just keep mattress sliding. It will take him a while to get through that. It’s a double mattress. You could call someone by then.
TARANJIT: Lock the door and get out.
BHAVNEET: Lock it from the inside?
TARANJIT: No. Lock it and get out.
BHAVNEET: Lock it from the inside?
TARANJIT: He will have time to struggle with it and then I can get out by then.
BHAVNEET: He can easily unlock it.
TARANJIT: I know. But he will struggle with the mattress and then he will try to open it, but it’s locked. So, he has to unlock it and I’ll be gone.
BHAVNEET: Where would you go then? And why are you alone in the house?
TARANJIT: I don’t know.
BHAVNEET: What like usually there’s more than one of us.
TARANJIT: Well if I was at my old job and I had the odd days off I was by myself.
BHAVNEET: Well now you’re not so there will be at least two of us so, we can push that mattress together and we can do a couple mattress slides just for…
TARANJIT: So, you would be up here with me?
BHAVNEET: Just for memory sake because we loved doing that. Sliding down mattresses and then we realize he has a knife and he stabbing through it, so we then run.
TARANJIT: So, we wait for him to stab first?
BHAVNEET: Yeah. Then, we are like, why are we mattress sliding? We should get out of here.
TARANJIT: I don’t think we would really do that. I think we would run.
BHAVNEET: Yeah. We wouldn’t even try and hide. We would just run.
TARANJIT: Probably book it towards the park and go the police.
BHAVNEET: Speaking of. Some crazy things have happened in that park. I don’t know if I book it towards there. But now that the police is there…
TARANJIT: Police are there now so…
BHAVNEET: Remember that crazy masked man thing? Reports of that crazy masked man that was in the park?
TARANJIT: No. Okay. This is how it happened. We were little and we were playing out back there right? Behind our house. And this…
BHAVNEET: This is a different story.
TARANJIT: No. No. No. This is how it happened. There was a police officer and he liked told us about this guy who they’re looking for that had a yellow shirt on and blood on the front.
BHAVNEET: See,. I wasn’t out there at this time. I was a little preoccupied.
TARANJIT: Oh, right. You were inside.
BHAVNEET: In the B. R. If you get what I mean.
TARANJIT: But no, I was with two other of our friends and this police officer like comes to a slow stop.
BHAVNEET: That’s creepy first and foremost.
TARANJIT: And then he’s like, Hey, kids, come over here.
BHAVNEET: Don’t talk to strangers.
TARANJIT: We like looked at each other. And then we’re like, okay, and he was like, he’s like, asked us to come over there. And he’s like, he’s like, you guys need to be careful around here. He’s like, I would suggest just go inside. But he’s like, have you seen a guy running around with a yellow shirt and blood on the front?
BHAVNEET: Oh. You sure it’s not ketchup? No. I’m just kidding.
TARANJIT: And I was like, What?! And then I was like no… we were like, no. He’s like, Oh, well, we’re trying to find him right now. So I would suggest, you know, go inside don’t stay out here. And I was like, Oh, my mom’s calling. Bye. I ran inside.
BHAVNEET: I don’t know why they were thinking they would stay outside. They did. Were they trying to be all macho-ey? Like because these were two of our guy friends. And I don’t know, we were really young at the time. Thank goodness, I was already inside. So I had an excuse. Because there’s no way I was gonna stay outside after that.
TARANJIT: They’re like you’re going inside? I’m like, Yeah, my mom’s calling.
BHAVNEET: You can’t hear her, but I can hear her.
TARANJIT: I can hear she’s about to call me.
BHAVNEET: She sent… my sister sent me her psychic abilities. I’m going.
TARANJIT: And then it was like a week or two later when that park incident happened. So that’s why we’re kind of like, is this related? Or is this…
BHAVNEET: That was really scary because there’s… they were saying like, our neighbors had gone to the park and they saw this guy some sort of like mask thing. They had like there what was it like a baby? Sibling? Cousin? Something. Their daughter or son? I don’t know what it was. There was a baby with them. But they booked it home. And I’m like, I’m not going to the park ever again. That was the scariest thing. So then for the longest time, whenever we went to the park, I would look down because it was like, the park was kind of on a hill. So I would look down the hill towards where this pond area was because that’s apparently where he was, and I will always be like, Oh my god, that’s so scary.
TARANJIT: No. I remember when we were like at one of our friends house across the street, and they came back from the park. And then we were like, looking around the corner. Like, is he coming? We’re scared. And we went into their house for a little bit.
BHAVNEET: Oh, that was so scary. Like, for a long time going to the park. I’m like, Oh my god, I… I don’t want to go here. Let’s go. Let’s go home. What if he comes up? And then like, we went to the park because that’s where like the school would take us for our picnics and stuff. We would go Christmas Tree Park. They took us there and they’re like, okay, so a bunch of us are going to go take a walk down by the pond. And I’m like, eeehhhh.
TARANJIT: Yeah.
BHAVNEET: But I went. And I was like the whole time. Like, there’s no, there’s no crazy masked gunman. There’s no crazy masked man. And then we hiked through the woods and came back on the other side. And I’m like, there’s still no crazy gunman. First of all, I can’t hike. So that was a in an of itself. I’m like nobody leaves me please. But I was like looking everywhere, frantically.
TARANJIT: And our town was named one of the safest in the state.
BHAVNEET: Well, this was a bunch of years ago.
TARANJIT: I know. Back then it wasn’t as bad as its now.
BHAVNEET: That’s so true. We had an almost attempt break-in. But I’m not sure if it was real or not.
TARANJIT: After that whole yellow shirt blood guy.
BHAVNEET: Yellow man.. Ketchup man.
TARANJIT: I don’t know if this was a dream. Or if I saw this in real. But like, I don’t know how many days later or how later. I was standing on the porch waiting for the bus. I saw police officer drive by and I saw I thought I saw a yellow shirt hanging in the back with blood on it.
BHAVNEET: But what we realized was like a bunch of them carried… had these neon yellow jackets hanging from their backseat. So that’s probably what you saw.
TARANJIT: No, but I don’t know if it was a dream because I thought I saw like the yellow blood shirt, and I was like, Oh, they caught him.
BHAVNEET: It has to be.
TARANJIT: Why would they hang his shirt?
BHAVNEET: You can’t wear that. Let’s show everyone that we got you. You can stay shirtless in the back? I don’t think so.
TARANJIT: You know what? On a happier note, I remember when those police officers used to drive back there and they like stopped and they gave was a teddy bear and a ruler.
BHAVNEET: Yes. What was up with that? I don’t remember the teddy bear. But, I remember the neon rulers. We have so many of those. We broke a bunch of them. But…
TARANJIT: What were… like please don’t just go up to kids and be like, here you go.
BHAVNEET: Well, back then, it was not weird. You weren’t supposed to talk with strangers. But you did.
TARANJIT: But police are like it’s a police officers.
BHAVNEET: Yeah. People are a lot more friendlier. I’m pretty sure people waved with their wipers back then. And said hi to everyone.
TARANJIT: So since we’re talking about danger, and safety. All of that stuff.
BHAVNEET: And scary.
TARANJIT: Good stuff.
BHAVNEET: Scary and good stuff?
TARANJIT: Dangerous. Not dangerous scary. Safety is good.
BHAVNEET: Okay. Scary and good stuff. Those are opposites.
TARANJIT: Yep.. Dangerous safety.
BHAVNEET: Uh huh.
TARANJIT: Opposites.
BHAVNEET: We’re talking about those.
TARANJIT: So I found this report published by the Institute for Economics and Peace. And they ranked 163 countries on 23 factors.
BHAVNEET: How many countries are there?
TARANJIT: Probably more than that, but they only ranked out of 163. And they use 23 different factors, which included like murder rate, political terror, arrests from internal conflicts and stuff like that to figure out what the safest country in the world is?
BHAVNEET: Not us. Not the U.S.
TARANJIT: Obviously.
BHAVNEET: Are we up there though. Maybe.
TARANJIT: I didn’t go through this report that far.
BHAVNEET: But you didn’t even look for us. Wow.
TARANJIT: They put the top 15 and I didn’t feel like scrolling to the next set.
BHAVNEET: Wow. We got some serious issues, guys.
TARANJIT: So, who do you think it is?
BHAVNEET: Do I know this country?
TARANJIT: Yeah.
BHAVNEET: Is it like a well-known country?
TARANJIT: Yes.
BHAVNEET: Oh, Is it an European country? What do you mean by well known?
TARANJIT: Like, it’s commonly known, like people know it? Yeah.
BHAVNEET: So okay, why original definition is not applying because that you’re trying to think on the fringes of one. All right. Like in the depths of Siberia? Because that’s a country. So is it a European country?
TARANJIT: Its part of your Europe.
BHAVNEET: Do you know your countries? Back to that.
TARANJIT: I think is part of Europe.
BHAVNEET: Oh my god. Don’t do this.
TARANJIT: Yeah. Because it’s not part of… yeah, it’s part of Europe.
BHAVNEET: Yeah, she’s she’s on the edges somewhere. Oh, great. Now I got think of a country over there. Why did I say this? Is it a big country? Was it in Europe? It’s not.
TARANJIT: I don’t know how big it is. They have 300,000 people if that helps.
BHAVNEET: That’s it?
TARANJIT: Yeah. Home to 300,000?
BHAVNEET: Is it a tiny country?
TARANJIT: Not like that tiny.
BHAVNEET: Well, I mean what country…
TARANJIT: On a map, it’s not that tiny.
BHAVNEET: What countries fits between my finger and my thumb? They must have some tiny 300,000 people in there.
TARANJIT: Yeah. Ants.
BHAVNEET: Ants wouldn’t even fit between this. And I know this country? Like how well? Like popular tourist destination? Is it shaped like a boot?
TARANJIT: No.
BHAVNEET: Not a crocodile.
TARANJIT: Nope.
BHAVNEET: Which again, I don’t know how that country looks like a crocodile.
TARANJIT: I never even looked at it on the map.
BHAVNEET: I did. After you said it looked like a crocodile. I looked at it. It does not look like a crocodile. Looks more like a crab claw.
TARANJIT: I don’t know who said Crocodile. But that was this website that I found the fact on and I didn’t bother checking.
BHAVNEET: No fact checks here, guys. All right.
TARANJIT: That’s what you’re for.
BHAVNEET: European country? Oh. If I say it’s right. It’s right.
TARANJIT: Huh?
BHAVNEET: If I say it’s right, it’s right.
TARANJIT: Yeah.
BHAVNEET: Okay. Cool. I didn’t know I had that much authority on facts.
TARANJIT: You do.
BHAVNEET: Oh, wow.
TARANJIT: Man. I shouldn’t have told you.
BHAVNEET: Oh, man. Power. All right. A European country. That’s small.
TARANJIT: I didn’t say small. You said small.
BHAVNEET: You said small but not that small.
TARANJIT: No, I didn’t say small. I just said it’s not that small.
BHAVNEET: And I know this country?
TARANJIT: Yeah.
BHAVNEET: Not that small? Switzerland.
TARANJIT: No.
BHAVNEET: But you would have known that’s in Europe. It’s on the fringes of Europe, like almost Asia.
TARANJIT: I feel like it. No, it’s not that way. It’s the other way. It’s near the Atlantic.
BHAVNEET: What the heck? You said Europe. Now we are the Atlantic Ocean? It’s an island?
TARANJIT: I don’t know which. Is it part of North America or is it part of Europe? I don’t know what its part of.
BHAVNEET: Those are two completely different things. Okay, so you don’t know your countries? So is it in North America or Europe?
TARANJIT: I’m just gonna tell you
BHAVNEET: No. I want to guess. Is it an island?
TARANJIT: Yes. Kind of. It’s like its own little country. It’s like…
BHAVNEET: Iceland?
TARANJIT: Yes. Yes, yes. Yes. Yes.
BHAVNEET: Yes. Yes. That’s the safest place?
TARANJIT: Yeah, they said it’s home to 300,000 people and their crime rate is incredibly low. How much? 1.8 murders per hundred thousand people.
BHAVNEET: I guess because its called Iceland. And people are like, ah, ice. No body live there.
TARANJIT: And they’re comparison to the US? Their murder rate…
BHAVNEET: Haha.
TARANJIT: It’s only one third of the U.S.’s murder rate.
BHAVNEET: Oh, wow. We do have a lot more people though. So if you factor that in, what’s the worst? I don’t want to go there. So if we go to Iceland we will be fine? With one third of chance of as compared to the US of getting murdered.
TARANJIT: Apparently, according to this article.
BHAVNEET: I feel much better now.
TARANJIT: Number two was New Zealand. And number three was Austria.
BHAVNEET: New Zealand’s the worst?
TARANJIT: No. No. They are in the top three.
BHAVNEET: Oh, safest.
TARANJIT: Yeah.
BHAVNEET: Okay. Like, whoa, New Zealand’s the second most safest.
TARANJIT: Yes.
BHAVNEET: Wow. Its so close to Australia, which is not.
TARANJIT: Australia was surprisingly higher on that list than the U.S.
BHAVNEET: That’s really weird, because there’s a lot of hate crime that goes on in Australia.
TARANJIT: But I guess overall.
BHAVNEET: Yeah. New Zealand. That’s right next to it. It is super safe? Now what was the third one?
TARANJIT: Austria.
BHAVNEET: Austria. Oh, did you know they were the first ones to use postcards? Not shouting Valley. Remember that? That was a couple episodes ago. Do you know your country’s Episode Two.
TARANJIT: We don’t.
BHAVNEET: Check it out.
TARANJIT: We don’t know.
BHAVNEET: She failed miserably.
TARANJIT: I said we.
BHAVNEET: I passed with a 70 something percent. 70. So technically I pass unless if it was a science course because then you must have a 75 or higher so then I failed. Nevermind.
TARANJIT: What did I get? I think I got like, a F.
BHAVNEET: Yes, you definitely got a F. You got like 50. 40. Or something like that.
TARANJIT: Oh, man. I suck.
BHAVNEET: I science failed. She just failed.
TARANJIT: If you were to ask me more like pop culture questions I would do better than you.
BHAVNEET: Yes, I would be in the negative 5%. 500%. And she would be in the 10.
TARANJIT: See, that’s why we work well together. Because you give me the history and be like, those kind of facts and I give you the pop culture update.
BHAVNEET: But are my facts always right? Apparently because apparently what I say is right. I don’t understand how that works.
TARANJIT: I guess so. Your psychic ability.
BHAVNEET: That I don’t realize.
TARANJIT: But you know, you have it somewhat.
BHAVNEET: I knew that I get feelings but I don’t listen to them. I never know which one to listen.
TARANJIT: Then you can become one of those psychics and turn it into a business.
BHAVNEET: No. Because half of them would be wrong. I wouldn’t know what to listen to.
TARANJIT: It’d be like, I feel like this would happen and this would happen. But don’t believe me.
BHAVNEET: I am very uncertain, very uncertain. So…
TARANJIT: The person wouldn’t believe you.
BHAVNEET: I wouldn’t believe me. So that wouldn’t work.
TARANJIT: Yeah, you couldn’t do it?
B; Yeah. No.
TARANJIT: No, not you.
BHAVNEET: Nope. What’s the worst?
TARANJIT: Oh. So I found two different articles. One article by Atlas and boots.com, whatever, something like that. And it was called most dangerous countries in the world. And then I found another article about the 10 most dangerous cities by road snacks.
BHAVNEET: Road snacks?
TARANJIT: Yeah.
BHAVNEET: What did these people like drive through all these cities and the rank them?
TARANJIT: But for most dangerous country, Any guesses?
BHAVNEET: Oh, do I know this country?
TARANJIT: Oh, yeah.
BHAVNEET: Oh, like that, like well known. European. Is it an island?
TARANJIT: European or Middle East?
BHAVNEET: Okay, so now it’s… okay. So it’s gonna be one of those like Turkey, Iran or something like that.
TARANJIT: Think. You can think about the one.
BHAVNEET: Iraq.
TARANJIT: What’s really dangerous right now?
BHAVNEET: Syria.
TARANJIT: Yeah. Good job.
BHAVNEET: That is true. Syria. Okay, that makes sense. Are we down there?
TARANJIT: I didn’t look at that. I couldn’t find us on there either.
BHAVNEET: Are a bunch of the Middle Eastern ones, just all the…
TARANJIT: Oh, yeah. There was like Turkey and like all that up there.
BHAVNEET: When you first said I don’t know. It’s a country’s European or Asian for the safest. I was like, what’s on the fringe? Turkey? I’m like, there’s no way that’s the safest. Is it? No. Iceland. So people, anyone want to go to a safe place? Travel. Iceland. One third chance as compared to the US of getting murdered.
TARANJIT: So we can’t go without USing.
BHAVNEET: That is true. The USers
TARANJIT: So I found the Road Snack article was The 10 Most Dangerous Cities In Us. In the US.
BHAVNEET: Wait what?
TARANJIT: 10 most dangerous cities in the US?
BHAVNEET: Oh not the world and the US?
TARANJIT: Yeah because we have to US.
BHAVNEET: So these cities are US cities.
TARANJIT: Yep.
BHAVNEET: Is Baltimore up there?
TARANJIT: Surprisingly, not number one, two or three.
BHAVNEET: Oh, my gosh. Detroit, Chicago. I mean, one of those, which was the one that beat beat out Baltimore a couple years ago?
TARANJIT: So this is their predictions for 2019.
BHAVNEET: There were a couple of years ago where Baltimore got knocked down.
TARANJIT: It was Detroit.
BHAVNEET: But then we got bumped back up.
TARANJIT: Yes. But this is our predictions for 2019. Number one.
BHAVNEET: Detroit?
TARANJIT: St. Louis.
BHAVNEET: St. Louis.
TARANJIT: Yeah.
BHAVNEET: That’s in Missouri right?
TARANJIT: .I think so.
BHAVNEET: St. Louis.
TARANJIT: Do we know our states and cities?
BHAVNEET: We should do that. Do you know your state capitals?
TARANJIT: I don’t. That’s for another time.
BHAVNEET: Yes. Look for that coming up. We know somewhat about countries. But do we even know much about the country that we live in? Stay tuned for find out in the future. Yep, I have a feeling that’s going to happen. Psychic powers here. Alright. St. Louis.
TARANJIT: Yes. Baltimore. What number where they?
BHAVNEET: Five?
TARANJIT: Nope.
BHAVNEET: Six?
TARANJIT: Nope.
BHAVNEET: Four?
TARANJIT: Nope.
BHAVNEET: Seven.
TARANJIT: No,
BHAVNEET: Eight.
TARANJIT: No.
BHAVNEET: Are they in the Top 10?
TARANJIT: They are in the top 10 because this was the top ten.
BHAVNEET: Eight?
TARANJIT: No.
BHAVNEET: Nine?
TARANJIT: Yes.
BHAVNEET: Oh my god. I went through every number.
TARANJIT: You went through almost every number. Process of elimination.
BHAVNEET: Except for 10. I didn’t say 10.
TARANJIT: Yeah, apparently Baltimore going to be on nine.
BHAVNEET: Well, their prediction is wrong.
TARANJIT: So we got these 10 dangerous cities.
BHAVNEET: If ours…if Baltimore is not that dangerous I am never going to any of those other cities.
TARANJIT: I feel like Baltimore is pretty bad, though.
BHAVNEET: Yeah, there was a point where people were getting mugged at like, you can’t even go to the harbor because people get mugged.
TARANJIT: But the thing is, we only see our state’s news for the most part. We don’t see other states. So we don’t know what’s going on there. If we saw those states news that maybe will be like, okay,
BHAVNEET: That’s true.
TARANJIT: Like we went to California.
BHAVNEET: So instead of just being USers, there’s like, we’re about the US. We’re more like whatever state you are, so we’re Marylanders. So we just think about Maryland. That’s it. We don’t even think about other states. The first thing to do is expand.
TARANJIT: Well if you want to hear the news about other states you could watch like the
BHAVNEET: NPR.
TARANJIT: The HLN or CNN right because they’ll do more country-wide news as opposed to state wide news because if you watch the local news it’s obviously going to be about our state
BHAVNEET: That is true.
TARANJIT: We barely even watch the news so…
BHAVNEET: that’s true also, But when we… I don’t always watch the news
TARANJIT: But when you do
BHAVNEET: But when I do, I will share it with you.
TARANJIT: That’s not that often.
BHAVNEET: Plug. I plug in my computer so it will charge. Alright, next most unsafe.
TARANJIT: Memphis.
BHAVNEET: Memphis, Tennessee. I can see that.
TARANJIT: And then third, Little Rock.
BHAVNEET: Really? Arkansas or Kansas?
TARANJIT: I can see it though I feel like maybe.
BHAVNEET: Middle… Middle West.
TARANJIT: Middle East.
BHAVNEET: I was about to say Middle East. I was like that’s not right. That’s a region of countries not a region in the US. Midwest. That’s what it’s called.
TARANJIT: Midwest is more like usually when they talk about I feel like they talked about like Iowa, Illinois.
BHAVNEET: Arkansas’s over there except for it’s South like.
TARANJIT: Yeah.
BHAVNEET: It’s in that general area.
TARANJIT: I don’t know whenever I hear people talking about Midwest it’s usually always Iowa, Illinois. Indiana, those states for the most part. Usually whenever if someone refers to it,
BHAVNEET: You know, that’s really weird because when you think Middle West Midwest, wouldn’t you think the Midwest like geographically of the country, Midwest is more like Colorado, Utah, that’s the Midwest. The countries that are Midwest are more like Mideast
T:But they can’t say Middle East.The Middle East is already a thing.
BHAVNEET: They don’t have to say middle they could say Mideast.
TARANJIT: But it’s short for Middle East.
BHAVNEET: But that doesn’t even make sense. Geographically. It is not. It’s closer to the East Coast than it is the West Coast so that never made any sense to me. Who came up with that?
TARANJIT: I don’t know some person.
BHAVNEET: Maybe is made up when the…
TARANJIT: Some person.
BHAVNEET: Well, obviously. No some computer robot.
TARANJIT: I was trying to say something else but I can’t remember the word so some person.
BHAVNEET: Some computer robot did it you know back then when they are discovering states.
TARANJIT: When they didn’t have computers?
BHAVNEET: Yes. Because you said some person.
TARANJIT: So some…some like AI robotic thing that
BHAVNEET: Yes.
TARANJIT: That apparently existed back then that we didn’t know about before we had computers.
BHAVNEET: What was that creepy robot that comes on Jimmy Fallon That can like think and…
TARANJIT: Sophia?
BHAVNEET: Yes. Was plotting world domination or something like that.
TARANJIT: When she talks and her mouth moves. So creepy.
BHAVNEET: Oh, so creepy. I could see world domination happening.
TARANJIT: Apparently there was this com…
BHAVNEET: Everyone unplug your computer. Don’t let them charge.
TARANJIT: Apparently there was this. I don’t know if it was in Japan. But there’s like they put two robots in a room. And they started having a full blown conversation about how they’re going to get together and rule the world. Dominate the world.
BHAVNEET: Yeah, I think they were mentioning that on Jimmy Fallon or something.
TARANJIT: That’s so creepy. Why are we giving them all this knowledge and ability to think on their own.
BHAVNEET: And putting that thought in their head that they should dominate the world? Yeah, okay, now we’re back to creepy. There’ll be the ones breaking into your house. And they can because they’re highly technological. They don’t even need to try and break the key. They can just go…because at that point, everything’s gonna be electronic. People have those electronic like security features that will be like oh bypass.
TARANJIT: That’s what I’m saying like now everything is electronically secured like home systems, people have Alexa. Like how easy is it for people?
BHAVNEET: Hey, Alexa.
TARANJIT: How easy is it for people to actually break in with those because people can hack those things? Because it’s computerized. So is it more safe to not have one or is it more safe to have one?
BHAVNEET: In between.
TARANJIT: Or is it safer to have the ones that are monitored by a company so that they get alerts then they can like send someone over
BHAVNEET: Like ADT. That’s all I could think of because I always see those little things that people try to say powered by ADT. What does ADT stand for?
TARANJIT: I don’t know.
BHAVNEET: A dumb technology. I’m just kidding. it’s a great technology It’s a great thing to have. Security is good.
TARANJIT: A deterring technology.
BHAVNEET: Determined.
TARANJIT: Determined.
BHAVNEET: Determined technology. That’s much better.
TARANJIT: Yes.
BHAVNEET: Words don’t come into my brain very fast.
TARANJIT: Always determined to protect ADP.
BHAVNEET: Protected by always determined to.
TARANJIT: Always determined to protect. Implied.
BHAVNEET: powered by a determined technology. A defensive technology. I figured it out. So you took a little bit. Nix the beginning stuff forget you didn’t hear that. Roll back your brain tape.
TARANJIT: Reverse a little bit.
BHAVNEET: We’re back in the time of VHSs now. Reverse it back and re record over it. It’s gone now. Okay. A determined or defensive technology.
TARANJIT: You just reminded me
BHAVNEET: All right, take two. Reverse it. Ready? Errrrrr. That’s my reverse noise. And we’re going to record over it. A defensive technology, ADT. Powered by a defensive technology. There you go.
TARANJIT: You just gave them a free sponsor.
BHAVNEET: Plug in your microphone, so we connect to the computer. You didn’t let me finish my sentence.
TARANJIT: Okay. I don’t know what I was gonna say.
BHAVNEET: Good, that’s the point.
TARANJIT: Those are the 10 dangerous cities in the US. I also wrote down the 10 cities.
BHAVNEET: You didn’t even tell me 10 you told me three.
TARANJIT: I know
BHAVNEET: Plus Baltimore.
TARANJIT: I don’t feel like going through the entire list. I gave you three of the top 10.
BHAVNEET: What was the 10.
TARANJIT: I didn’t look at it. Baltimore was nine.
BHAVNEET: Wait so you had a top 10 but you didn’t look at number ten.
TARANJIT: I don’t remember. I didn’t write it down, but I wrote down the top three of the top 10 so..
BHAVNEET: Plus Baltimore
TARANJIT: No of the safest Baltimore’s in there.
BHAVNEET: Okay,
TARANJIT: So what’s the safest in the US?
BHAVNEET: Do I know this city?
TARANJIT: No.
BHAVNEET: how do you know
TARANJIT: I don’t think you do but you know the state.
BHAVNEET: Well, I think I know the 50 states so if you said the state I would know what state it is.
So do you want to guess the state I guess?
BHAVNEET: Speaking of…
TARANJIT: I’ll give you the…
BHAVNEET: How many states do other countries have because we have 50. Other sta… other countries probably have like 4.
TARANJIT: 4
BHAVNEET: I was going to say 7. I was trying to think it how many Australia has.
TARANJIT: I think they’d have more than 4.
BHAVNEET: Australis has like 1 2 3 4 like six right? Something like that? Seven maybe?
TARANJIT: Is the whole con…It’s a continent but is it also considered a country?
BHAVNEET: Yes. It’s a it’s the only country on the continent.
TARANJIT: Nice face.
BHAVNEET: Squint. So I was trying to make that emoji that looks like it’s constipated but now that I upgraded messenger. Yes I came out of the stone age for that too. Now my emoji
TARANJIT: She’s finally coming to today’s time.
BHAVNEET: My emojis are 3D. They’re not 2D anymore. Whaat? When did this happen? When did they become 3D?
TARANJIT: When everyone upgraded?
BHAVNEET: My phone does not have enough room to upgrade. I’m running a 16 gigabyte phone right now. I don’t have room I have to like priorities. That was not one until…
TARANJIT: She never had Instagram, she didn’t have Facebook on her phone, she didn’t have any social media.
BHAVNEET: That is why…
TARANJIT: She barely went on social media until recently.
BHAVNEET: I didn’t… I didn’t upgrade my messenger until I went on one day because that is the way we communicate because you don’t have WiFi or you don’t have signal. So I didn’t update the app until it’s literally like this version is no longer supported you have to update in order to use and in order to keep your messages and I was like, noooo.
TARANJIT: No more communication with this when I’m at work.
BHAVNEET: Mahjong.
TARANJIT: What?
BHAVNEET: Delete Mahjong so I had room.
TARANJIT: I thought you were saying gibberish.
BHAVNEET: *incoherent sounds* That’s how I sound when I’m upset. *incoherent sounds*
TARANJIT: Safest city.
BHAVNEET: Oh, yeah, safest city. I thought you said save…
TARANJIT: Bring your brain back. Reel it back.
BHAVNEET: I thought you said save a city. Like, like sponsor a road. Save a city. I don’t have that kind of money.
TARANJIT: Yes. Would you like to save the safest city?
BHAVNEET: No, it’s already safe. I don’t need to save it.
TARANJIT: True. If I give you the city you want to get the state. Cary.
BHAVNEET: Cary?
TARANJIT: C-A-R-Y
BHAVNEET: Cary?
TARANJIT: Uh-huh.
BHAVNEET: Like the creepy movie.
TARANJIT: C-A…
BHAVNEET: Isn’t that a horror movie like Carrie or something? I think that’s like a horror movie.
TARANJIT: Sure. I don’t know.
BHAVNEET: I hate horror movies. Don’t…don’t let me think about that. Okay, Carrie,
TARANJIT: Don’t look over here where the answer is.
BHAVNEET: oR-Y. R-Y. Is it in the Midwest?
TARANJIT: No.
BHAVNEET: West?
TARANJIT: No.
BHAVNEET: East?
TARANJIT: Yes.
BHAVNEET: Coast?
TARANJIT: Yes. I love your thought process. Have we been there? No.
BHAVNEET: North or South? Like New England or southern?
TARANJIT: I know what North or South is.
BHAVNEET: Then why are you looking at me like that?
TARANJIT: I don’t know if I want to give it away to you.
BHAVNEET: Like I would have figured that out. So it’s South?
TARANJIT: Sure. Yes.
BHAVNEET: Because it’s not that many states. Oh, man. My only options are…huh. Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia. I’m going to go with Cary is in South Carolina.
TARANJIT: Oh, so close.
BHAVNEET: North Carolina.
TARANJIT: Yes.
BHAVNEET: I was gonna say North Carolina but I was like ehhhhh.
TARANJIT: Yep. North Carolina.
BHAVNEET: North Carolina?
TARANJIT: Cary, North Carolina.
BHAVNEET: Hi Cary.
TARANJIT: This is by HomeSnacks.com. I forgot to say what website.
BHAVNEET: Fact check people.
TARANJIT: Oh, and also, it said, the safest state overall was New Hampshire.
BHAVNEET: New Hampshire?
TARANJIT: Yeah.
BHAVNEET: Really? Do they have any colleges like big name universities? Because I think they’re mostly like Massachusetts, Connecticut. Like, that’s probably why, nothing’s in New Hampshire. Right? But it’s right next to all that.
TARANJIT: Since we’re talking about danger and safety, right?
BHAVNEET: I guess.
TARANJIT: I chose the danger route.
BHAVNEET: Yes.
TARANJIT: I chose the danger route. And I found a quiz which says “Which crime would you most likely commit?” by PlayBuzz.
BHAVNEET: Because PlayBuzz is pretty good at making quizzes.
TARANJIT: So are you ready to take this quiz?
BHAVNEET: No, because I don’t want to commit a crime but you’re making me!
TARANJIT: In this… Have you heard of Westworld?
BHAVNEET: No.
TARANJIT: It’s apparently this like
BHAVNEET: I’ve heard of East world
TARANJIT: It’s a show.
BHAVNEET: It is?
TARANJIT: Yeah, it’s popular right now.
BHAVNEET: Is it a cartoon?
TARANJIT: No I think there’s real people but it’s like you can go into this altern-er. Altern-er?
BHAVNEET: Alternator
TARANJIT: Alternate universe
BHAVNEET: And become Danny Phantom
TARANJIT: Or alternate world and you like are put into this place I think like a gameplay I haven’t seen it but I’ve heard about it.
BHAVNEET: Is it a reality show?
TARANJIT: No. It’s like a drama like like a scripted thing. So I think it’s something like where like you can enter this universe and like there’s no rules you can do anything, you can kill anyone you can do whatever you want and nothing will happen.
BHAVNEET: I love how the first thing that came to your mouth is you can do anything you can kill anyone. Because that’s what everyone thinks about. Oh, I can do anything who do I want to kill?
TARANJIT: But, once you like leave, you go back to like normal society and living abiding by the rules. So like in this world
BHAVNEET: You let out all your anger.
TARANJIT: Yeah, pretty much I think.
BHAVNEET: Or all your wildest dreams.
TARANJIT: So if you were in this world, what crime would you commit?
BHAVNEET: Uhhhh
TARANJIT: That’s what we’re gonna find out.
BHAVNEET: Oh, God. Is this accurate? I don’t want to know. We’re goint to go deep into my mind.
TARANJIT: Oh, snap that’s on my page says, it. disappeared.
BHAVNEET: See, we don’t need to know.
TARANJIT: Yours is still loaded, my quiz went away.
BHAVNEET: Wait, what no.
TARANJIT: I always have yours on the right. And mine on the left.
BHAVNEET: Because I’m correct and you are left? You’re gone.
TARANJIT: PlayBuzz quiz. Which crime would you most likely commit?
BHAVNEET: Give you a hug?
TARANJIT: Let’s play. And this time we both get to play.
BHAVNEET: An Indian hug not an English hug. If anyone knows what hug is. It’s actually an action. So it’s a verb. So I can’t really give it to you but if anyone know what that means, give you a hug. It’s not…that’s kind of gross. Feces.
TARANJIT: Okay. Are you done with your spiel here? Talking about disgusting?
BHAVNEET: You said crime would I commit, apparently that’s a crime.
TARANJIT: Just go number two, right there.
BHAVNEET: I would give you a hug.
TARANJIT: Eww. I don’t want that.
BHAVNEET: That made me laugh every time we got those little hugs. The little drinks. Anyone had those before? They don’t taste very good. There’s a bunch of water. First off. Why are they called little hugs? Where are the big hugs? There’s only little ones. Do we have regular sized ones?
TARANJIT: I have no idea.
BHAVNEET: I’ve only ever seen little hugs.
TARANJIT: Maybe they only invented little hugs.
BHAVNEET: Who needs a big one?
TARANJIT: Yeah.
BHAVNEET: Okay.
TARANJIT: Can we get off this topic please?
BHAVNEET: Please.
TARANJIT: Which of these color combinations do you find the most fascinating? Question one.
BHAVNEET: I don’t know. I don’t have color sense.
TARANJIT: Here’s your combinations: black and green, black and white, red and yellow, multicolor. or red and red.
BHAVNEET: Red and red?
TARANJIT: That’s the combination.
BHAVNEET: Does it show you the colors?
TARANJIT: No.
BHAVNEET: So it could be any shade? Well out of those I would say blue and orange. But…
TARANJIT: There’s no blue and orange.
BHAVNEET: I know, those are my favorite colors. But it has to be turquoise. And it has to be like a bright deep orange. Fine if I can pick any shade I want I would say black and like a neon green.
TARANJIT: Black and green. I would red and yellow.
BHAVNEET: Why are you hungry like McDonald’s?
TARANJIT: What?
BHAVNEET: Apparently red and yellow or colors that make you hungry. That’s why McDonald is red and yellow.
TARANJIT: I was super hungry earlier. Now I’m thirsty.
BHAVNEET: You always think about food.
TARANJIT: Now I’m always thirsty.
BHAVNEET: Yeah, me too. Nothing to drink.
TARANJIT: Did I just say always thirsty? I’m very thirsty right now.
BHAVNEET: Like I’ve always thirsty give me…
TARANJIT: I mean lately since we started the lemon water thing, lime water thing. I’m always thirsty.
BHAVNEET: Me too. I get hungry an hour after I eat breakfast and I’m like, I’m not gonna make it to lunch.
TARANJIT: Okay.
BHAVNEET: That’s about it.
TARANJIT: That’s it. Point made. Number two. Imagine you’re a child at daycare and another child has a toy you want to play with? What do you do? Kick the other child’s toy away
BHAVNEET: Oh my god.
TARANJIT: From him so he can’t play with them anymore?
BHAVNEET: No.
TARANJIT: Push the kid out of the way.
BHAVNEET: Oh my god, these are violent,
TARANJIT: Ask to share the toys or steal it
BHAVNEET: Why are none of these things like, go sit in the corner and just do nothing. That’s what I would do. Speaking of because when you said that reminded me of my first day of preschool. I cried.
TARANJIT: You always cry,
BHAVNEET: Like a baby. What? I don’t always cry.
TARANJIT: I remember you crying.
BHAVNEET: Yeah, you weren’t there.
TARANJIT: Then I remember the story.
BHAVNEET: My mom dropped me off at preschool and I would not let her go because we had never really been out anywhere before then. So I was like, why she leaving me in this crazy foreign place? So I was crying. And then like, I just sat down this little table in the back. Where like this will play table and I just sat there crying. And the teacher was like, like they were all sitting in the circle, you know, and she’s like, you can come join us whenever, you know, like trying to be all nice about and I was all just sad. And I was crying and I finally stopped. And then I met my first best friend there. Cuz I finally went to the circle and I just sat there and still like sniffling, but then I met my first best friend. So that was good. And then I liked going there after that
TARANJIT: You had a friend.
BHAVNEET: I had a friend now. So be friends with people then they won’t cry and be lonely.
TARANJIT: Does that apply at all ages of your life?
BHAVNEET: Yes. That’s why I’m telling people to wiper say hi. Wipeer say hi. What if someone is lonely in that car. Don’t let the toddlers cry. So that would have been my option, but I guess I would ask to share it but I’m too shy to do that. So I will sit there and be like, please let me play with you.
TARANJIT: I would go with that choice too.
BHAVNEET: You sure you wouldn’t kick them. Or there toys.
TARANJIT: What no. They’d probably kick me and take the toy from me.
BHAVNEET: You’d be the kid that the toy’s taken from.
TARANJIT: Yes.
BHAVNEET: At that point I’d be like I didn’t want it anyways. I don’t like this place. Go cry.
TARANJIT: Question number three. Imagine you are in school and you forgot to study for a big test that you don’t want to fail.
BHAVNEET: Oh god.
TARANJIT: Happened a lot actually.
BHAVNEET: Yeah I know. Yep.
TARANJIT: In college. Before that I studied so hard.
BHAVNEET: in college I was like oh, like oh shoot. We have a quiz today. I have five minutes till class starts. Flip flip.
TARANJIT: Okay I think I got this.
BHAVNEET: Yeah, I got this.
TARANJIT: Even when I get to a test. Even if I were studying. I probably wouldn’t have looked that up.
BHAVNEET: Yeah.
TARANJIT: So which of these choices would you most likely take? Purchase the answer key from Tommy that school bad A S s who sells answers to the schools
BHAVNEET: The bad hug?
TARANJIT: Huh?
BHAVNEET: The bad hug.
TARANJIT: Who skells.. Skells?! Who sells answers to the schools tests, set a fire in a trash can to set off the fire alarm so that the test will be cancelled.
BHAVNEET: Oh my god.
TARANJIT: Steal the answers from the principal’s office. Why would the principal have the answer?
BHAVNEET: I don’t understand why they always show that. Why does the principal always have all the answers sheets like the solutions. Why do they have everything?
TARANJIT: Or steal somebody else’s worksheet and notes. They will know more than you.
BHAVNEET: They will know more than you?
TARANJIT: Yeah, they will know more than you. I guess like take their answers and put your name on it is that what it was saying
BHAVNEET: Wait what? So then they don’t have any answers?
TARANJIT: No no like when they turn in their test like submit it as yours. I don’t know how you would do that. I don’t get that answer.
BHAVNEET: I don’t get any of those answers.
TARANJIT: So would you purchase the answer from Tommy, set a fire in a trash can, steal the anaswers from the principal’s office, or steal somebody else’s worksheet and notes?
BHAVNEET: Well, I’m not gonna go committing arson.
TARANJIT: Or do they mean before when you’re trying to study you’ll take someone else’s notes and study?
BHAVNEET: I don’t think you’re going to study anything. I think you’re just going to take his answers.
TARANJIT: Yeah.
BHAVNEET: Like see what he writes.
TARANJIT: Yeah.
BHAVNEET: That seems the least destructive.
TARANJIT: Yeah.
BHAVNEET: And least criminal offense of them. Again, I don’t understand why the principal would have the answers.
TARANJIT: Yeah exactly.
BHAVNEET: Wouldn’t the professor have their own answers? Okay.
TARANJIT: But even if it was like high school or something wouldn’t the teacher…
BHAVNEET: Why does the principal have all the answers?
TARANJIT: Yeah, this is real life this is not a TV show.
BHAVNEET: So let’s go with I would steal whoever cuz I’m not paying for no answers. Because let’s be honest, I was a kid people would probably like cheat off of.
BHAVNEET: Oh yeah.
TARANJIT: That’s the only reason people talk to me.
BHAVNEET: Well that’s not nice. People neither wave to her. If you ever see her car, it’s a…
TARANJIT: I’m lonely.
BHAVNEET: it’s a green, olive green Toyota Corolla and I say olive green like that because is not. From one angle does it look green? The, the actual color when she bought the car was Falcon grey. Where do you get olive green from that?
TARANJIT: Everyone always says it’s green. When I go get, when I go to like get service done. They write green. They say a green Toyota’s ready and then they whent I went to a car wash the olive green Toyota’s done.
BHAVNEET: Yeah, they came in there like the olive green Toyota Corolla is done. It’s like well that’s not us, but that’s our car you’re finished with. Falcon grey. So she drives an olive Falcon grey green Corolla and the license plate number is… and she goes down 27 everyday. so if you see her please say hi. Wipers. Say hi. Even if it’s not raining. Honk, say hi. No, don’t honk then she’ll be like why you honking at me and then…
TARANJIT: That’ll just freak me out.
BHAVNEET: Then she would honk back and be like, beep. Then the person behind her would have to be like BEEP! Because apparently her horn doesn’t honk. Her honk doesn’t honk.
TARANJIT: Yes, I was trying to get the person in front of me to go cuz they’re sitting at a green light for so long. Not moving and I push the horn and it’s just like beep.
BHAVNEET: Like excuse me. Please move sir.
TARANJIT: Even my car’s polite.
BHAVNEET: Yes. Hello? Please move. Come on.
TARANJIT: And the car behind me’s like BEEP!
BHAVNEET: Please move. What he said. So if you see her please say hi. It doesn’t even have to be raining just put some wiper fluid on there.
TARANJIT: If I see a random person wave me I’ll be like why are they waving?
BHAVNEET: Because they are trying to be nice.
TARANJIT: In the moment I’ll be like…
BHAVNEET: Now why are we talking about people being nice to you again?
TARANJIT: I don’t know. You just went off on a tangent. Inside your brain.
BHAVNEET: It just spills out sometimes. I pump too hard. Now I’m pumping with two hands.
TARANJIT: Massage it. It needs a little massage to wake up and stop going on tangents. Those people need to wake up inside so they can pull stuff out of the right file cabinets.
BHAVNEET: So there’s people in my brain? Oh my god. No wonder we go in every which direction. Themore people there are the morning stuff that happens. Oh gosh. hubabububub….
TARANJIT: Next question. I think it’s number four. You are harassed by a man who stole your phone. What do you do now?
BHAVNEET: There’s nothing on there, there’s no room. I need a new one anyways.
TARANJIT: Burn down the house. Nobody takes my phone.
BHAVNEET: Wait what? You burned on his house? I’m like, or do burden on your own house?
TARANJIT: Burn down his house.
BHAVNEET: Okay, I’m like you took my phone?! I don’t need this.
TARANJIT: Break the windows on his house and spray paint his vehicle. Vandalism. He took my phone? Took his everything.
BHAVNEET: Wait, took his everything?
TARANJIT: That’s what it says. Took his everything. Oh wait. This say oh? Yeah it says oh.
BHAVNEET: Oh wait. Oh!
TARANJIT: Oh, if he plugged my phone in this PC I could hack this computer and scare him to give him my phone back. Threaten the man’s life or steal his phone. That’s karma.
BHAVNEET: Yeah, I just probably steal his phone. I’m not smart enough to hack and I’m not lighting fire to him. I’m not vandalizing anything. I’d get caught. Like, that’s not gonna happen. What would you do?
TARANJIT: I wouldn’t do the burning the house, I wouldn’t break the windows I can’t hack and I doubt I’ll be able to take his everything. I’m gonna go steal his phone because
BHAVNEET: Why are you copying me?
TARANJIT: Because I’m your twin.
BHAVNEET: No you’re not.
TARANJIT: Everyone says we are.
BHAVNEET: Your mine older by two one and a half years twin.
TARANJIT: Two one and a halfs?
BHAVNEET: older two one.
TARANJIT: Okay.
BHAVNEET: Order ready for one.
TARANJIT: There’s a lot of exclamation points in this, on these questions.
BHAVNEET: It’s very serious.You gotta get…
TARANJIT: BAM! You are in prison because you got caught committing a crime and you must now escape. Yeah because you stole his phone.
BHAVNEET: You did too!
TARANJIT: I know.
BHAVNEET: At least I didn’t arson or anything.
TARANJIT: What do you do? Set the building on fire. Everything’s on fire. Arson, arson, arson.
BHAVNEET: What? This is for the arson people.
TARANJIT: Solves everything.
BHAVNEET: Okay, I know what’s going to happen to that person.
TARANJIT: Set the building on fire. They will have to move all the inmates and you can escape. Steal the keys from the guard, run. Where you’re going to run? Create devices and weapons with scraps and tools around you. Gather the other inmits and…
BHAVNEET: Inmits?
TARANJIT: Gather the other inmates and riot. Steel…
BHAVNEET: Riot? How’s that going to help you escape?
TARANJIT: Steal the keys. I guess when like they’re trying to control and then they’re distracted and you can get out. Steal the keys and find the controls to unlock all the prisoners will be free. What that doesn’t make sense. Steal the keys and the controls to unlock all the prisoners. Be free my little butterflies. I don’t get it.
BHAVNEET: Unlock all the prisoners. Be free my little butterflies.
TARANJIT: Okay, well, there’s no punc…
BHAVNEET: Punc-sule? There’s no pun-sules.
TARANJIT: Feng Shui punctuation.
BHAVNEET: There’s no pun-sules here.
TARANJIT: There’s no punctuation in between so it looks like one sentence.
BHAVNEET: No punctuation because there’s no pencils.
TARANJIT: There’s no punc- Shuis.
BHAVNEET: Feng Shui in this building. There’s no punctuation pencils.
TARANJIT: Last choice. Stop the guards in your way. You will never get past with just a pair of keys. Too many of them.
BHAVNEET: Well I’m not going to do anything too violent. So get rid of all the stabbing, arsoning.
TARANJIT: Just gonna run.
BHAVNEET: Running into walls. I’m not gonna let all of them free because I don’t deserve to be there but they probably do. They’re prisoners for a reason. So no flying away my butterflies. You’re not my butterflies. I don’t own any butterflies. So I would just steal the keys and escape myself and then run in that order. Not just run, you need some way to get out.
TARANJIT: I feel like I’d be too scared and worried to steal keys like I don’t think I could do it.
BHAVNEET: What would you do? Just run?
TARANJIT: Probably gather the inmits and start a riot.
BHAVNEET: The inmits?
TARANJIT: Inmits. Gather them and then…
BHAVNEET: You’d gather them wearing mits.
TARANJIT: Yes, make the distraction and I can slip out. Maybe we’re in the cafeteria and I get everyone to rise and then get out somehow. if you have the keys to get out.
BHAVNEET: if you have the chabi, The keys. Then you could just get out, you need to do any of that.
TARANJIT: In hiding you decide to get something. Is this the beginning of the question? Yes it’s in hiding.
BHAVNEET: Yeah cuz we escaped now you… you’re going to be on foot.
TARANJIT: Because it is not capitalized so i thought you know there wasn’t the word before it or something. This person needs to check their grammar. No punctuation. No punc- Shui. No capitalization. Inmits. In hiding you decided to get your old crime team back together and get revenge for those cruel blue shirts for putting you in prison. How do you get your revenge? Steal all the items in the evidence locker. You just contaminated all the evidence and now that won’t be admissible in court. Considering we are forensic majors would you have an easier time getting out a harder time?
BHAVNEET: Well we’d be able to cover our tracks better right theoretically? Not really. But we’d be able to catch ourselves like be like oh, I did that there.
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TARANJIT: I don’t think I will be able to I feel like I’d be too nervous and stressed out that I wouldn’t think about it. I would make an easy mistake.
BHAVNEET: No, I would escape and then I would be the CSI comes back and be like yep, she did it there’s her finger print right there.
TARANJIT: Oh I know where she left her finger prints.
BHAVNEET: I found it right there.
TARANJIT: Right where I knew she left it.
BHAVNEET: Yep. Smudge smudge.
TARANJIT: Burn the police station to the ground, grab some weapons and go shoot out the police station. Who needs revenge but hey one last bank heist could make you a legend, steal a police car and go on and joy ride, hack the police station’s computer network. Obviously I know where that answer is gonna make you, what crime. You’re gonna be a hacker.
BHAVNEET: Just like the arsonist keep firing things. Well I don’t want to burn anything there was an option for that right?
TARANJIT: Yeah, bring the station down to the ground.
BHAVNEET: I feel like the computer hacking would be the least messy of the options. I will magically become
TARANJIT: But would you do that?
BHAVNEET: I would magically become a hacker and hack away. What would you do?
TARANJIT: Definitely won’t burn.
BHAVNEET: That’s not much of a…
TARANJIT: I’m not gonna steal the evidence because what do I… I’m not going to steal like all the…
BHAVNEET: Yeah, I was going to say.
TARANJIT: If I were to steal the evidence I would probably steal the ones related to me but I wouldn’t steal all. That’s too risky.
BHAVNEET: That was gonna be my second option because I didn’t want to do any of the other stuff.
TARANJIT: And I’m not going to get weapons to start shooting the police station.
BHAVNEET: See we’re not criminals. Look at that. I can’t even choose a crime that I would want to do.
TARANJIT: Who needs revenge?
BHAVNEET: I don’t always get revenge but when I do…
TARANJIT: I feel like hacking the police station’s computer network or going on a joy ride in a police car.
BHAVNEET: That would be really interesting though.
TARANJIT: Yeah, I’m gonna go with hack.
BHAVNEET: No, that’d be pretty interesting. Yeah, hack.
TARANJIT: And lastly, leave a little bit to chance. Do you want to pick…There’s six boxes. There’s nothing in it, all blank. So you just pick one. 1 2 3 4 5 or 6?
BHAVNEET: Well when you said that the first one that appeared was the top right corner on the first row.
TARANJIT: I’m going to go with the bottom middle one. Alright, my answer is being calculated. Yours are calculated.
BHAVNEET: Wow really fast.
TARANJIT: Oh, we both got the same answer. Petty thief.
BHAVNEET: Well, yeah, cuz we’re not…we’re not in the big leagues.
TARANJIT: You are most likely commit a crime a petty theft and steal small items from people or stores.
BHAVNEET: Yeah, that’s all I’m capable of doing. I probably wouldn’t even be able to do that. I walk in like walking be like I’m here to steal your eh nevermind. Steal your customer service. Gotcha there.
TARANJIT: What did you think I was gonna steal items from you?
BHAVNEET: Yeah, like seriously, I dontd do that..
TARANJIT: I’m going to steal the people that pay you.
BHAVNEET: How much for this purse? Oh, I’m sorry. I touched that.
TARANJIT: I’ll sell it for a lower. Come over here customer. So we’re not going to be very good at committing crimes.
BHAVNEET: Which is a good thing because you won’t be seeing us in any police stations anytime soon. Not that you guys would be in police stations.
TARANJIT: Hey, they could possibly see you in a police station if you work in the crime lab.
BHAVNEET: Very true. Nevermind. You won’t be seeing us behind bars unless if we are investing in crime. Okay, nevermind. We won’t be arrested anytime soon.
TARANJIT: Or ever.
BHAVNEET: Ever..
TARANJIT: Anytime soon. Are you implying?
BHAVNEET: No, We won’t be arrested ever. So that’s a good thing. wipe my hands this shenanigans. Let us know what crime you would commit. We will put the link to the quiz on our website.
TARANJIT: Not for real. In theory.
BHAVNEET: Yes. We’ll put the link to the quiz on our website.
TARANJIT: Are you joining us in petty thief or are you going something more serious?
BHAVNEET: Oh gosh. If you are. I’m scared. Please don’t arson everything. But let us know then I know how far to stay away from you guys. I will still wave to you so you don’t burn my car. I’ll still say hi on the road.
TARANJIT: Still wiper wave.
BHAVNEET: Wiper wave. Enjoy your commute. And as always, you can find us on Instagram, Twitter and Facebook. At Drive With Us podcast. We’ll see you next time.
TARANJIT: Brakes!
BHAVNEET: Eeeeee! You’ve made it to your to your destination. Thank you. We’re still going. Park it in the garage.
TARANJIT: Parked.
BHAVNEET: Cue the parking.
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